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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 84thLargest Gambling Industry: 370thMost Valuable International Artwork: 395th
The Famous Wing Chun Grandmaster of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
A Hand Used For Attack Serves Also To Parry
Emperor Yip Kai Man
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Yip Man

Population29.885 billion

CapitalFoshan
LeaderEmperor Yip Kai Man
FaithBuddhism

CurrencyWing Chun Yuan
AnimalRed Panda

The Famous Wing Chun Grandmaster of Yip Man is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Yip Kai Man with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.885 billion Foshanites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Social Policy, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foshan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Foshanite economy, worth a remarkable 5,643 trillion Wing Chun Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 188,849 Wing Chun Yuan, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,079,830 per year while the poor average 15,972, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, billions of Wing Chun Yuan are being blown on orbital weapons development, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, and the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Yip Man's mid-life crisis. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yip Man's national animal is the Red Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Yip Man is ranked 299,236th in the world and 16th in Foshan Mars Colony for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 84thLargest Gambling Industry: 370thMost Valuable International Artwork: 395thHighest Crime Rates: 885thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,438thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,833rdMost Primitive: 1,904thLargest Black Market: 2,188thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,220thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,290thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,609thMost Armed: 2,877thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,240thMost Avoided: 3,427thHighest Economic Output: 3,591stLargest Retail Industry: 4,387thMost Cultured: 4,699thMost Efficient Economies: 5,250thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,007thLargest Populations: 6,617thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,411thMost Secular: 9,388thMost Inclusive: 9,547thHighest Food Quality: 9,865thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,050thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,514thHighest Average Incomes: 13,104thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,148thMost Accessible: 20,746thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,138thLargest Mining Sector: 24,167thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31,206th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Yip Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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