The United Kingdom of Ynn347 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.896 billion Ynn347ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ynn347ian economy, worth 278 trillion radoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,314 radoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ynn347's national animal is the rado, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ynn347 is ranked 128,221^st in the world and 40^th in Angel of Mercy for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 907.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.