The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 28 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 6.773 billion Yodle 28ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Yodle 28ian economy, worth 652 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,347 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, the well-to-do in Yo Mama are never on time for important appointments, and there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 28's national animal is the Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 28 is ranked 85,299^th in the world and 8^th in Yo Mama for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,145.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.