The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 70 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.136 billion Yodle 70ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.8%.

The strong Yodle 70ian economy, worth 257 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 62,307 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and mutual cuisine decides political relations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 70's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle 70 is ranked 33,343^rd in the world and 2^nd in Solidarity With The Raided for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,420.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.