The Kingdom of Yonsistass is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.238 billion Yonsistassians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yonsistassian economy, worth 175 trillion cents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 141,779 cents, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,274,773 per year while the poor average 1,976, a ratio of 645 to 1.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, and the nation excels at displacement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yonsistass's national animal is the osprey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Yonsistass is ranked 132,438^th in the world and 10^th in Global Coalition for Humanity for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 805.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.