Population | 10.615 billion |
Capital | Panazono |
Leader | Shuga |
Faith | Yuri-ism |
Currency | Nobuko |
Animal | Catgirl |
The Class S Republic of Yuri Jodoushi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Shuga with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.615 billion girls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panazono. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Yuri Jodoushian economy, worth a remarkable 6,388 trillion Nobukoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 601,872 Nobukoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The justice of Yuri Jodoushi is considered superior to that of other nations, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines. Crime is totally unknown. Yuri Jodoushi's national animal is the Catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yuri-ism.
Yuri Jodoushi is ranked 87,810th in the world and 14th in 555 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.49 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, the justice of Yuri Jodoushi is considered superior to that of other nations.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, babies are a small but significant export.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, the dartboard at the Yuri Jodoushian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Shuga's face.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.