The Kingdom of Zambrow is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.486 billion Zambrowians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Zambrowian economy, worth 60.4 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 40,650 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zambrow's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Zambrow is ranked 256,618^th in the world and 7,536^th in Suspicious for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.