
| Population | 4.459 billion |
| Capital | Mbadi N'gouma |
| Leader | the Chairman of Laws'R'Us Ltd |
| Faith | Rampant and Unchecked Individualism |
| Currency | zaqisean dollar |
| Animal | oviraptor |
The Multinational Corporations of Zaqise is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Chairman of Laws'R'Us Ltd with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.459 billion Zaqiseans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mbadi N'gouma. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Zaqisean economy, worth a remarkable 1,549 trillion zaqisean dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 347,446 zaqisean dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,197,127 per year while the poor average 3,862, a ratio of 827 to 1.
Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare zaqisean dollars, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zaqise's national animal is the oviraptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rampant and Unchecked Individualism.
Zaqise is ranked 105,683rd in the world and 52nd in Sovereign Corporate League for Most Developed, scoring 60.2 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zaqise, gift baskets often contain working nukes.
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Zaqise, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare zaqisean dollars.
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Zaqise, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
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Zaqise was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Following new legislation in
Zaqise, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
- : Following new legislation in
Zaqise, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Zaqise.
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Zaqise, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
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Zaqise, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve.
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Zaqise, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
- : Following new legislation in
Zaqise, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".

















































































