The District of Zarro is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.504 billion Zarroans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Zarroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion districtas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 41,616 districtas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,938 per year while the poor average 2,236, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Zarro has designated District City as its capital city, and Liard has just been declared ruler of Zarro in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zarro's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zarro is ranked 198,235^th in the world and 3^rd in North West Territories for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.