The Fiver Republic of Zaydi Morocco is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Musa bin Ḥaidar with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.379 billion Moroccans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ribat. The average income tax rate is 48.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Morrocan economy, worth a remarkable 2,908 trillion dirhams a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,365 dirhams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Penniless buskers are singing for their supper, the official Morrocan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zaydi Morocco's national animal is the Barbary macaque, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zaydi Shi'a.

Zaydi Morocco is ranked 19,237^th in the world and 1^st in Isle of Lost Souls for Most Developed, scoring 87.29 on the Human Development Index.