The Sultanate of Zelenskyplans is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 477 million ZVOES are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.5%.

The strong Zelenskyplansian economy, worth 25.1 trillion DonetskChildrens a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,517 DonetskChildrens, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

T-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor, investigative reports into the government's latest violation of civilian rights are stored in the fiction aisle, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care, and the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zelenskyplans's national animal is the My dad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zelenskyplans is ranked 201,179^th in the world and 8,920^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 292.67 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.