The Commonwealth of Zenin is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.289 billion Zeninians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong Zeninian economy, worth 56.4 trillion BAKAS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 43,744 BAKAS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,916 per year while the poor average 8,487, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, Harry Potter books are banned, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zenin's national animal is the BAKA.

Zenin is ranked 26,765^th in the world and 1^st in oliver for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,465.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.