The United Republic of Zeritae is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Minare Johanson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.952 billion Zeritans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Renaek. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Zeritan economy, worth a remarkable 3,009 trillion Derndis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,849 Derndis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeritae's national animal is the Harakell, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Zeritae is ranked 307,843rd in the world and 1st in Nitrepza for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zeritae, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
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Zeritae, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack.
- : Following new legislation in
Zeritae, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
- : Following new legislation in
Zeritae, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Following new legislation in
Zeritae, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt.
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Zeritae was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
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Zeritae, third world countries are rich in "I Love Renaek" t-shirts.
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Zeritae, museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights.
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Zeritae, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results.
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Zeritae, the most recent election was a close race between Minare Johanson and Minare Johanson.























































