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Largest Insurance Industry: 339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 624thRudest Citizens: 644th
The Consensus of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Progress at any Price
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Zesh

Population4.171 billion

CapitalThe Core
LeaderConsensus
FaithLogic

Currencygigajoule
Animallab rat

The Consensus of Zesh is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Consensus with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.171 billion Zesh are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Core. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Scientific economy, worth a remarkable 1,811 trillion gigajoules a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 434,391 gigajoules, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, and Zesh refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zesh's national animal is the lab rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Logic.

Zesh is ranked 8,075th in the world and 6th in Free Market Federation for Highest Poor Incomes, with 137,112.93 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 624thRudest Citizens: 644thMost Scientifically Advanced: 663rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 664thHighest Average Incomes: 973rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,038thFattest Citizens: 1,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,207thLargest Retail Industry: 1,207thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,297thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,572ndMost Avoided: 1,617thSmartest Citizens: 1,753rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,012thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,041stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,332ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,336thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,431stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,869thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,879thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,906thLargest Mining Sector: 3,051stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,746thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,232ndLargest Governments: 5,111thLargest Black Market: 5,256thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,468thMost Inclusive: 6,147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,075thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,247thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,752ndMost Secular: 12,084thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,354thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,899thHighest Economic Output: 18,442ndMost Armed: 19,638thHighest Food Quality: 29,547th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zesh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, Zesh refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, there's a hole in the heart of every Scientific city.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, it's said that a Zesh always pays his debts with significant compounding.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesh, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.

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