The Organization of Zex Mafia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zed II with a fair hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.514 billion Zex Mafians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zex Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zex Mafian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 232,514 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 948,488 per year while the poor average 37,788, a ratio of 25.1 to 1.

The dearly departed are remembered with a good meal, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zex Mafia's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanism.

Zex Mafia is ranked 309,229^th in the world and 40^th in RegionZ for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -9.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.