The Kingdom of Zog warstate is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.034 billion Zogeans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dral city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.7%.

The very strong Zog warstatean economy, worth 59.3 trillion Royal Zog Credits a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,327 Royal Zog Credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Zog warstate. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zog warstate's national animal is the Space Wale, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zog warstate is ranked 186,284^th in the world and 1^st in Zog Solar system for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.91 law-abiding acts per hour.