The State of Zoroastrian is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 30.434 billion Zoroastrianians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The all-consuming Zoroastrianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,650 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 54,218 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,928 per year while the poor average 9,980, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Voting is compulsory, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Zoroastrian's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zoroastrian is ranked 94,772^nd in the world and 1^st in Republic of Togo for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,512.73 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.