The Constitutional Monarchy of Zrewolf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Royal Administration with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 29.364 billion Zrewolfians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centrosis. The average income tax rate is 35.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zrewolfian economy, worth a remarkable 6,382 trillion Digital Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 217,360 Digital Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Zrewolfian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and famous artwork is regularly confiscated for plagiarism. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zrewolf's national animal is the Enlightened Android, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zrewolf is ranked 307,394^th in the world and 8^th in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -30.69 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.