The Armed Forces of Zulankan Outpost 80 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 10.913 billion Zulankans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Zulankan economy, worth 132 trillion labor certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 12,105 labor certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zulankan Outpost 80's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zulankan Outpost 80 is ranked 102,721^st in the world and 1^st in Khorasan for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.