The State of Zymurgy Rocks is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor of the Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.634 billion Zymurgy Rocksians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Zymurgy Rocksian economy, worth a remarkable 1,733 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,868 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,574 per year while the poor average 2,544, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Zymurgy Rocks has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor of the Council has just been declared ruler of Zymurgy Rocks in an international press conference, write-in candidate 'The Governor of the Council Sucks' is perennially popular, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zymurgy Rocks's national animal is the reindeer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zymurgy Rocks is ranked 273,942^nd in the world and 1^st in Pub for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.