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Confederation of independent colonies wrote:True
I’ve already been liberated from the oppression of the bourgeois (^-^)

Yep *loads Shotgun* Gonna have to put 'er down...

Confederation of independent colonies and Lorigia

Post by Sanctum and ultima suppressed by a moderator.

Sanctum and ultima wrote:I hope the proletariat don't have to wait 1000 hours for food again...

And you are oppressed by the Politburo.

*Overly Redneck accent* Make 'em two. *Loads triple barrel Shotgun*

Confederation of independent colonies, Lorigia, and Jumany

United confederate states

Sanctum and ultima wrote:I hope the proletariat don't have to wait 1000 hours for food again...

So you're oppressing the worker eh... Well go to Hell

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Post self-deleted by Lanorth.

United confederate states

Lanorth wrote:

GREATER ARKROUGH
CENTRAL LANORTH

"It is with my utmost regret that I have to inform you of this horrible news." Began Queen Arydex I's advisor, Edgar-Avaden Sorth, through a large television that was being watched by the Prime Minister, his military advisors and his political advisors. "The recent news is that His Majesty, The Crown Prince of Lanorth, has passed away from a heart attack, aged quite young. Because of this the Queen has decided to abdicate the throne and hopes to live a normal life, but her children have refused to take the throne from her arms as they want to live with Her Majesty. Everyone who can sit upon the throne has refused the offer, so I cannot tell you television is to continue and what is to happen. This could be the downfall of The Tyronian Monarchy." The hologram turned off.

"Hurrah!" Bellowed the Prime Minister, standing up rather swiftly. "If things to to plan," he said, raising a glass of champagne. "Lanorth can bow down to it's pure Fascist beliefs. Though as you know I shall not rule, the people will suspect I would have wanted this to happen for far too long. I must reign as Prime Minister and I must decide upon my successor, if things to to plan, that is." He then took a sip from his alcoholic drink.

"Indeed, Mr Prime Minister." Said General Volcheck, the Chief of The General Staff of The Tyronian Armed Forces. "I suggest that your political advisor, Mr Merkava, should lead Lanorth. He is a former military commander and knows a lot about the military and politics, I think he shall do fine." Following these words, Mr Merkava stood up and smiled.

"Thank you General, but I cannot, I feel it -". He was cut off by his chief, you might say, the Prime Minister.

"I agree, General! Congratulations Mr Merkava, if Lanorth does turn into a Dictatorship and I do end up Supreme Dictator, I shall resign and pass it onto you." He then patted Merkava's back, as he was standing beside him. They all then sat down.

"Right then, I believe that it is decided." Said Merkava, his eyes slightly wider than normal. "I will soon rule over Lanorth. I look forward to it?" He finished, his smile turning into a nervous smile.

"I do hope that was not a question? I am enjoying being Prime Minister, you will enjoy being a Dictator, for God's sake." Said the Prime Minister, Valarian, chuckling to himself. Merkava chuckled nervously.

"Of course not, Sir." Said Merkava, continuing to laugh nervously.

"I must ask Mr Merkava," began a military advisor who was a firm peace supporter. "Lanorth will remain a peaceful state when you do seize power, or am I wrong?"

"You are correct, Lanorth will remain a peaceful state." Said Merkava, smiling over his glass of champagne that was now placed against his lips.

"Well, that is one thing I am rather pleased about." Said the Prime Minister, sitting back in his seat. Following these words, the room burst into a murmur of agreement.

"Mr Prime Minister, we must ask the Queen to make a speech to the Tyronian announcing her abdication and her formal handing over her leadership, if that makes sense?" Asked Merkava.

"Yes, we should. I have a very easy way of doing that." He took his phone out of his pocket and dialled a number. Someone answered. "Hello, Lily. I can call you by your first name now, you are no longer Queen. You have to make a statement making me your successor and you handing over your leadership to me. Do it now please." He nodded. "I will turn the television on now. Thanks, bye now." He hung up and placed his phone on the table. He picked up the remote control for the television and turned it on. It was a statement by Mr Sorth announcing that Lanorth is now in the hands of the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister took out a document from a drawer and began to fill it in, placing Mr Merkava as 'Supreme Dictator' of Lanorth. He signed it and so did Merkava. Lanorth is now a Fascist Dictatorship ruled by Supreme Dictator Merkava, a Fascist Party member.

More updates coming soon.

Would you like to join the Cold Alliance with us

Lorigia and Libertandonien

United confederate states wrote:Would you like to join the Cold Alliance with us

No. We side with OSEAN and we are loyal to OSEAN and it's members.

Hong kong empire, Lorigia, Deerfenland, Sarkis, and 1 otherLibertandonien

Montarc wrote:Yep *loads Shotgun* Gonna have to put 'er down...

no *grabs coconut readys to throw it* montarc get ready for coconut war

Montarc and Lorigia

United confederate states

The Islands of Tonga wrote:no *grabs coconut readys to throw it* montarc get ready for coconut war

*throws coconut at Tonga's head*

Time for a coconut war

Confederation of independent colonies

Sanctum and ultima wrote:No wonder people wait 100 hours to get food in your nation...

Actually, we haven’t experienced a food shortage since the end of the Great Agricultural Advancement of 2018.

Montarc wrote:Yep *loads Shotgun* Gonna have to put 'er down...

*loads kalishnakov*
Nah comrade, you see under communism, we get to hunt bucks with fully automatics. Never again will you have to use a “hunting rifle” to hunt. Oh, and free Dos Equis.

Lorigia

Post by Sanctum and ultima suppressed by a moderator.

Communist deserve to be shot and left rotting in ditches

Lorigia and West supple lund

Libertandonien wrote:,,I mean,why you kissed me then?‘‘

“I did?”

Lorigia and Libertandonien

Libertandonien

Marasume wrote:“I did?”

,,Yes,you did!‘‘

Marasume

Libertandonien wrote:,,Yes,you did!‘‘

I don’t remember that... can you link me to that post?

Libertandonien

United confederate states

Pandoska wrote:Communist deserve to be shot and left rotting in ditches

*throws massive coconut at your head and cracks skull open causing massive bleeding*

How about a coconut? Thrown at your head by a communist like me

Lorigia and Marasume

Confederation of independent colonies

Sanctum and ultima wrote:Don't lie. Your Politburo oppresses the Proletariat.

Of course not, the open elections would support my claims.

Marasume

Libertandonien

Marasume wrote:I don’t remember that... can you link me to that post?

OOC:I cant find.XD
But it’s true.

Marasume

West supple lund

Police storm Coal-plant in Buyireat!

Following a long standoff between Police and Pro-Miner benefit protesters in the richest city of the poorest province. The two week endless firefight ended earlier this hour after the matter was handed over to WSL military police a day earlier. WSL MPs along with a little help from our brothers from across the bay stormed the plant from direct orders of Ms Missy Missian of Missyian Missies.
Using the East supple lundian"Killdoser" to break down a side of the plant along with explosives, they stormed the building guns blazing. With shots being fired and killed on both sides it was a resounding victory for WSL. 17 out of 40 rebels were killed in the storming and only 2 soldiers died on the friendly side.

Questions are being raised in Hydrogen City on how this happened and how it should never happen again. In other news, the Miner Cooperative for Rights website has recieved a 1000% increase in activity.

Kirostan, Lorigia, and East supple lund

Libertandonien wrote:OOC:I cant find.XD
But it’s true.

Yes, It Is
I Remember It

Libertandonien

Libertandonien wrote:OOC:I cant find.XD
But it’s true.

Oh ok... well i don't know what to say!?

Lorigia, Krropezka, and Libertandonien

Libertandonien

Marasume wrote:Oh ok... well i don't know what to say!?

,,We understand each other really well.
We can give it a try.‘‘

Confederation of independent colonies wrote:Actually, we haven’t experienced a food shortage since the end of the Great Agricultural Advancement of 2018.*loads kalishnakov*
Nah comrade, you see under communism, we get to hunt bucks with fully automatics. Never again will you have to use a “hunting rifle” to hunt. Oh, and free Dos Equis.

I mean, can your Kalash shoot 10 gauge slugs?
And Pssh, Crown is where it’s at

Confederation of independent colonies and Lorigia

Lorigia And you haven’t explained to me why you like everything I post for some reason....

Lorigia

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