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Wubdich wrote:

*drops pen*
Absolutely genius! Imagine how many wars could have been won if 4am was chosen as a time to attack. Generals of the world shall learn from this genius.

Although obvious

Yes. This is sarcasm.

Man, imagine if the Germans had just begun their attack at Osowiec at 4:00 AM, they could have won so much easier! This tactical brilliance has never been seen before!
Hmm, now I wonder when they started that attack? Let's look it up.
"At dawn, at 4:00 a.m. on August 6, 1915..."
Oh.

Kathol rift wrote:

Man, imagine if the Germans had just begun their attack at Osowiec at 4:00 AM, they could have won so much easier! This tactical brilliance has never been seen before!
Hmm, now I wonder when they started that attack? Let's look it up.
"At dawn, at 4:00 a.m. on August 6, 1915..."
Oh.

but that's when the dead men were marching again. isn't it.

Katrzynija wrote:

but that's when the dead men were marching again. isn't it.

Indeed. Attack of the Dead Hundred Men.

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

*Quietly points at the Blucher as another incident on the 9th of April, 1940.*

*points to the hundreds of battles, both successful and unsuccessful, that started between 3:00 AM and 5:00 AM in history where the timing made no difference in the outcome of the attack*

The Bandit State wrote:

I've changed my mind, I no longer think the Republic Commando theme is the best Star Wars Video Game song. That honor goes to the Knights of the Old Republic theme.

You dare oppose Vode An, mortal?

Kathol rift wrote:

Indeed. Attack of the Dead Hundred Men.
*points to the hundreds of battles, both successful and unsuccessful, that started between 3:00 AM and 5:00 AM in history where the timing made no difference in the outcome of the attack*
You dare oppose Vode An, mortal?

I was at the fortress.

Samasbhi wrote:

Oh, cool. I actually made EL's arrival post more as "they have arrived" without going into detailed characters here. I can make another, or you can just welcome them based on this, or we can all just assume they have been welcomed and all settled in.
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The Illustrious Realms of Samasbhi is ranked 217,361st in the world and 5,487th in the Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 12.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.
Free ? You are either right or wrong!

Woops, forgot about that, my bad. I think my brain hadn't fully registered that because I expected a much more grandiose arrival. Hmm. I'll ask my brain later if it feels like making another post to welcome the Union. If someone wants to start the Meet before it says yes, don't wait up for us.

Jar Wattinree wrote:

*corrupts*

Corrupts your Minecraft save file

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

You can try. But we have quadruple-corruption-protection.

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The Municipalities of Antarctica is ranked 18,999th in the world and 142nd in the Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 85 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

You have protection against political corruption.

But what about...Minecraft Chunk corruption?

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

Easy and simple, we have multiple save-states of the exact same world multiple times over. If one corrupts, no problem.

seems fair

50% of my death rate is people disappearing, we really need to find a way to stop those troublemakers with cloaking devices.

News in Jar Wattinree...

• Main battle tanks stalk the woods of Jar Wattinree in search of Wattinrae kitsunes.

• It's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them.

• Flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.

• Jar Wattinree has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.

• Jar Wattinree is ranked 221,161st in the world and 5,569th in the Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 10.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Accipitridia wrote:

Corrupts your Minecraft save file

Jokes on you, I don't play Minecraft.

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

You can try. But we have quadruple-corruption-protection.

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The Municipalities of Antarctica is ranked 18,999th in the world and 142nd in the Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 85 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

*does the smol angery*

Wubdich wrote:

Wubdich is ranked 76,126th in the world and 2,381st in the Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 70.38 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

*shoots 1 political freedom point*

Nice.

w e a k

Sae click wrote:

So what do we talk about here?

Anything, really.

Sae click wrote:

How do I stop the recruitment letters... I'm so tired of seeing them. Please, anyone. Make it stop-

Go to "Preferences" in your Telegram box. There will be an option to block all recruitment.

Jar Wattinree wrote:

w e a k

>:I
I was referring to the funny number.

Pierre Farré, leader of the party "Nuevos Tiempos" with 20 seats at the parlament, He looks out onto the balcony of his headquarters, and begins to speak

Pierre Farré: Hello, Dear voters, we want to announce that in view of the elections in July this year, we are going to change the name of the current project, Nuevos Tiempos, the name with which we heroically reach parliament and represent a population, of which we are proud, The new name of the party will be, The Humanist party-The party of the new times, because that is what we really are, people who really care about problems and want to put the things that have to be debated on the point of debate, emulating the humanist party of Novoblupolia by Tyrone Rabbit, carrying Humanism and progress as a banner, That said, we look forward to the next elections to reach out to new humanists, Long live Elixandropolis! for the new times!

(question for Novoblupolia, what happened to Ahuv Northes?)