The South PacificBoard

Quiescent wrote:

No. That's a slur where I'm from (though a bit outdated).
You can be Carpet. Or Tar Pit.

Or better yet, Darpie! Isn't that just adorable?

Quiescent wrote:

Well that's uncivil.

To be fair, the citizens of this region don't have rights so much as they pay the government not to oppressed them too much.

Auphelia wrote:

Or better yet, Darpie! Isn't that just adorable?

To be fair, the citizens of this region don't have rights so much as they pay the government not to oppressed them too much.

I stopped paying years ago when I realized it wasn’t worth it, you too can be as free as I am.

Sword of summer wrote:

I have returned from the ded

I knew that my good friend, the mother Goddess Auphelia did crucifixions, but I'm wasn't told that she does ressurections.

Sword of summer wrote:

I have returned from the ded

Das ist Hexerei- Thats witchcraft!

Drystar wrote:

*walks out of jail, flashing the diamond studded 25 billion ring*

So pretty...

*sighs and takes the "Get Out of Jail Free" out of your deck*

Tsk!

Okay, my roll.

*shakes the dice and releases*

Two . . . six . . . aha! Park Place!

Wait, I already own it.

That's disappointing.

Drystar wrote:

so you need to go to jail, do not collect 200

If she’s already going to jail, she might as well rob a bank on her way there.

wow last post was 24 minutes ago

The Solar System Scope wrote:

Heh.... Hehehe... Hi again~

Hi, TSSS! Any lampshades for me to steal today?

Auphelia wrote:

It's not a time travel water, dear, it just makes you young and beautiful for all of eternity (or until you cancel your monthly subscription).

Also, also, clones, you say?

I have always refrained from that because of the havoc it could cause, and also because my body doesn't so much have DNA as raw, unfiltered chaos filling it to the brim and then well past that as well.

But by all means, attempt to clone me! I'll show those beautiful, talented, intelligent, crafty, wise, gorgeous, young, little ingenues a few things about who is the boss.

Having seen what happens to Kalique Abrasax, I don't want to get caught in that vicious circle. 'Tis better to age gracefully.

Did I say clones? I meant clowns.

Estantia wrote:

Hello

Hi

Watches the region from the bushes

They say that every 20 or so days, the mystical Flossfox awakens, but is it true, or is it a mere myth?

Auphelia wrote:

Ageing gracefully?

Not on my watch!

*slathers her skin with anti-wrinkle cream and dyes her hair and unnaturally dark shade of black, being sure to dye the skin around her hairline as well to ensure the grey hairs are covered*

*squeezes herself into a tube top and miniskirt*

I am going to die looking like an octogenarian trying to look sixteen.

Lord knows I like you, but no, just no. Tube tops aren’t that appealing on younger women, let alone on older women. I’m not even going to talk about the miniskirts and high boots you’ve been wearing around the office. You’re upsetting both Carol and Melissa.

Drystar wrote:

Lord knows I like you, but no, just no. Tube tops aren’t that appealing on younger women, let alone on older women. I’m not even going to talk about the miniskirts and high boots you’ve been wearing around the office. You’re upsetting both Carol and Melissa.

Good.

If they're going to send three memos to me every time they change the printer policy (it was one minor fire! Jeff from Marketing almost survived!) like I'm an ignorant child, I will dress like an ignorant child.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to attend an HR-mandated seminar on "proper workplace attire".

*wobbles off in her platform heels, her miniskirt barely covering anything at all and her tube top rolling down, dangerously low*