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Auphelia wrote:Dear me. I fear for your health, my dear.

However will it be worth it to harvest your organs when you ruin it with such a diet?

At least someone thinks you matter.

The boat strikes back

Melicorium and Klysevia

Auphelia wrote:Dear me. I fear for your health, my dear.

However will it be worth it to harvest your organs when you ruin it with such a diet?

Do not worry, my organs are all preserved in ethanol.

Melicorium and Klysevia

Slatos empire

Volaworand wrote:I await the publication of the new RMB guidelines, and suggest they be referenced as the Supreme Council of Regional Overlords
Technical User Manual. I look forward to seeing the link to SCROTUM on the regional World Factbook Entry.

Reads the words "Passed unanimously" in the dispatch.

Do I sense trouble brewing in the SCRO, already?

I was waiting to suggest the Policies page be renamed Terms And Legislation... that way people could be given the SCROTAL links when they join the region. Such fun!

The trick is cutting away all the non awesome bits. I find a TSP woodchipper most helpful to help release the inner greatness in people.

Yes, I look forward to hearing your disagreement between people. Unless you meant the playing of off tone musical notes. Don't do that.

SCRO-Melix you mean?

Did you finish the stuff too?

What?

Melicorium and Klysevia

Volaworand wrote:I await the publication of the new RMB guidelines, and suggest they be referenced as the Supreme Council of Regional Overlords
Technical User Manual. I look forward to seeing the link to SCROTUM on the regional World Factbook Entry.

Ah, I suggested it be called the Supreme Council of Regional Overlords: The User Manual.

Great minds revel in filth together think alike!

Volaworand, Concrete Slab, Melicorium, and Klysevia

Auphelia wrote:Ah, I suggested it be called the Supreme Council of Regional Overlords: The User Manual.

Great minds revel in filth together think alike!

Imagine welcoming someone and saying "please study our SCROTUM"... that's gonna get the Voice of Mod involved faster than you can say "should I GHR that?"

Carrelie and Melicorium

The stickmin empire

Klysevia wrote:Imagine welcoming someone and saying "please study our SCROTUM"... that's gonna get the Voice of Mod involved faster than you can say "should I GHR that?"

Sir, I see your double posting can you please read Melicorium's SCROTUM?

Volaworand, Carrelie, Melicorium, and Klysevia

The stickmin empire wrote:Sir, I see your double posting can you please read Melicorium's SCROTUM?

Someone posting on the RMB shouldn't go without looking at the SCROTUM!

Volaworand, Melicorium, and Klysevia

YES FINALLY!!! ALL THE RADIATION IS GOOONEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Melicorium and Klysevia

Klysevia wrote:You should be paid one day's cart-pushing wage on top of your current wages, and the manager should give those cart-pushers a stern talking-to. Sadly, that'll never happen...

Ha! That's very funny :p

Melicorium and Klysevia

Hellow fellow countries, how are you doing

Melicorium and Klysevia

Cladonia wrote:Hellow fellow countries, how are you doing

Good po! :^)

Melicorium, Klysevia, and Cladonia

Need help with those confusing calculus classes? Call Moe, Larry and myself for help!

We are the Research Emergency Calculations Team of United Mercenaries!!

That's rite! Reach for your RECTUM team of experts for all your mathematics needs now!

Brought to you by Tucks Medicated Pads

Si-topia, Volaworand, Melicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and 1 otherKlysevia

Curlyhoward wrote:Need help with those confusing calculus classes? Call Moe, Larry and myself for help!

We are the Research Emergency Calculations Team of United Mercenaries!!

That's rite! Reach for your RECTUM team of experts for all your mathematics needs now!

Brought to you by Tucks Medicated Pads

1 + 1 = 3

Curlyhoward, Melicorium, Nicholas and Great Britain, and Klysevia

Cladonia wrote:1 + 1 = 3

No, it's 5 is equal to X if Y is P, unless if the pie is square, then the M is root beer, but if the parabolas are similar triangles, then the radicals should be divided by the perimeter of the square root quadrilateral, and don't forget to use the Pythagorean theorem in finding the areas of the isosceles po.

Si-topia, Volaworand, Uunited Islands, Melicorium, and 1 otherKlysevia

Cladonia wrote:1 + 1 = 3

Mafs

Melicorium and Klysevia

The stickmin empire wrote:Sir, I see your double posting can you please read Melicorium's SCROTUM?

Excuse me, but that's kinda... wrong?

Volaworand, Carrelie, Klysevia, and Cladonia

Carrelie wrote:Someone posting on the RMB shouldn't go without looking at the SCROTUM!

Good grief! Stop, please!

New Tidal Force mission!

Witchcraft and Sorcery
Melicorium
Imperial dodo
The Langburn Islands
The nootish hivemind
Eshialand
Bosumtwi
Cocao
Trozzo

Please resign from the World Assembly on your nation in the South Pacific, and admit on a different nation.

Then, move your newly admitted WA nation to: Region JK

And endorse: Blank Space

If you are interested in joining the Tidal Force, please send a telegram to Minister of Defense Witchcraft and Sorcery or Tidal Force Coordinators Imperial dodo or Melicorium.

More information here!


—RMB
 LIVE — —LinkDiscord  LIVE —

—LinkMinistry Office— —Tidal Force— —LinkService Records———Service Ribbons—

Welcome to the SPSF Tidal Force!

Twice a day, NationStates updates, and delegates change all over the world. Some warriors appear only at the height of the battle. Like the tide, the SPSF Tidal Force flow to their target all through the day.

If you can’t or don’t want to update (the times - 12 AM and 12 PM EST - can be very inconvenient!), don’t have time to learn the ins and outs of military gameplay, but still want to contribute to the South Pacific, then the Tidal Force is for you.


What does the SPSF Tidal Force do?

  • Washes away traces of raiders from native regions

  • Supports SPSF Update Force missions

  • Supports our allies when in need


How do I sign up?

You need only three things to sign up to the Tidal Force:

  • An email address, so you can join the World Assembly.

  • A nation in TSP. This is your main nation, and we will send orders to it.

  • A second nation, known as a ‘puppet’. If you don’t already have one, click here to make one. This nation is the one you will use to participate on missions. All actions such as moving to other regions, endorsing nations, etc. in military operations will be performed using this nation. (You don't want the enemy to know your true identity, after all.) You will have to resign WA membership and admit on your puppet nation for Tidal Force missions, resulting in the temporary loss of endorsements on your main nation. Only sign up if you are willing to do this.

Finally, to apply, follow these steps:

  • If your main nation is admitted to the World Assembly, resign now.

  • Log in to your puppet nation, or create it if you have not done so already.

  • Go to the Settings page.

  • Add your email address into the E-mail box near the bottom of the Settings page (make sure this is the same e-mail address as on your main nation if you already have one).

  • Pick out one of our SPSF Flags from the folder and upload it as your puppet nation's flag!

  • Apply to join the World Assembly with your puppet nation.

  • Check your e-mail, and confirm your admittance into the World Assembly (applications should arrive in around a minute or less).

  • Join our LinkDiscord for further instructions and training

  • If you don't want to or can't join Discord, send a telegram to Eshialand or Pacific Shores that looks like this (example below):


Hello. I would like to join the SPSF Tidal Force.

My main nation is Witchcraft and Sorcery
My puppet nation is Switchcraft and Endorsery


Now what?

Whenever we have a mission, it will be made known to you via discord, this dispatch, and a post tagging your nation on the Regional Message Board. If there are no current orders, you may return to the region and endorse the Delegate and all members of the CRS. In general you can expect to be on missions most of the time - we aim for at least one new mission every day.

When you're given a mission, these are things you might be asked to do:

  • Move to a region - you'll be given a region link. Click on it and look for the "Move to this region" button.

  • Endorse a nation - scroll to the bottom of the nation page and click the endorse button. You can only do this if both nations are in the region.

  • Cross-endorse on a nation - click the endorse button. Check the list of other nations who have endorsed that nation, and endorse them too.

  • Cross-endorse in the region - look for other SPSF nations in the region and endorse them all. You should be able to recognise them by their SPSF flags.

If you become delegate, we expect you to treat the region with care and don't do anything you weren't told to! You might be asked to do these things:

  • Detag the region - this washes away the advertisements raiders have left on a region. We have a guide to this here: page=dispatch/id=1190714

  • Ban and eject a nation - go to the nation's page, scroll down to the bottom and click "Ban and eject". You may not have enough influence to ban the nation yet - don't worry, just wait another day for your influence to grow.


This is the SPSF Tidal Force roster!


Have any questions?
Our Prime Minister Sporaltryus (ProfessorHenn) and Generals HumanSanity (HumanSanity) and Esfalsa (pronoun) will be happy to help!


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Purple Hyacinth, Trozzo, and Klysevia

SPSF Tidal Force wrote:New Tidal Force mission!

Witchcraft and Sorcery
Melicorium
Imperial Dodo
The Langburn Islands
The Nootish Hivemind
Eshialand
Bosumtwi
Cocao
Trozzo

Please resign from the World Assembly on your nation in the South Pacific, and admit on a different nation.

Then, move your newly admitted WA nation to: Region JK

And endorse: Blank Space

If you are interested in joining the Tidal Force, please send a telegram to Minister of Defense Witchcraft and Sorcery or Tidal Force Coordinators Imperial Dodo or Melicorium.

More information here!


—RMB
 LIVE — —LinkDiscord  LIVE —

—LinkMinistry Office— —Tidal Force— —LinkService Records———Service Ribbons—

Welcome to the SPSF Tidal Force!

Twice a day, NationStates updates, and delegates change all over the world. Some warriors appear only at the height of the battle. Like the tide, the SPSF Tidal Force flow to their target all through the day.

If you can’t or don’t want to update (the times - 12 AM and 12 PM EST - can be very inconvenient!), don’t have time to learn the ins and outs of military gameplay, but still want to contribute to the South Pacific, then the Tidal Force is for you.


What does the SPSF Tidal Force do?

  • Washes away traces of raiders from native regions

  • Supports SPSF Update Force missions

  • Supports our allies when in need


How do I sign up?

You need only three things to sign up to the Tidal Force:

  • An email address, so you can join the World Assembly.

  • A nation in TSP. This is your main nation, and we will send orders to it.

  • A second nation, known as a ‘puppet’. If you don’t already have one, click here to make one. This nation is the one you will use to participate on missions. All actions such as moving to other regions, endorsing nations, etc. in military operations will be performed using this nation. (You don't want the enemy to know your true identity, after all.) You will have to resign WA membership and admit on your puppet nation for Tidal Force missions, resulting in the temporary loss of endorsements on your main nation. Only sign up if you are willing to do this.

Finally, to apply, follow these steps:

  • If your main nation is admitted to the World Assembly, resign now.

  • Log in to your puppet nation, or create it if you have not done so already.

  • Go to the Settings page.

  • Add your email address into the E-mail box near the bottom of the Settings page (make sure this is the same e-mail address as on your main nation if you already have one).

  • Pick out one of our SPSF Flags from the folder and upload it as your puppet nation's flag!

  • Apply to join the World Assembly with your puppet nation.

  • Check your e-mail, and confirm your admittance into the World Assembly (applications should arrive in around a minute or less).

  • Join our LinkDiscord for further instructions and training

  • If you don't want to or can't join Discord, send a telegram to Eshialand or Pacific Shores that looks like this (example below):


Hello. I would like to join the SPSF Tidal Force.

My main nation is Witchcraft and Sorcery
My puppet nation is Switchcraft and Endorsery


Now what?

Whenever we have a mission, it will be made known to you via discord, this dispatch, and a post tagging your nation on the Regional Message Board. If there are no current orders, you may return to the region and endorse the Delegate and all members of the CRS. In general you can expect to be on missions most of the time - we aim for at least one new mission every day.

When you're given a mission, these are things you might be asked to do:

  • Move to a region - you'll be given a region link. Click on it and look for the "Move to this region" button.

  • Endorse a nation - scroll to the bottom of the nation page and click the endorse button. You can only do this if both nations are in the region.

  • Cross-endorse on a nation - click the endorse button. Check the list of other nations who have endorsed that nation, and endorse them too.

  • Cross-endorse in the region - look for other SPSF nations in the region and endorse them all. You should be able to recognise them by their SPSF flags.

If you become delegate, we expect you to treat the region with care and don't do anything you weren't told to! You might be asked to do these things:

  • Detag the region - this washes away the advertisements raiders have left on a region. We have a guide to this here: page=dispatch/id=1190714

  • Ban and eject a nation - go to the nation's page, scroll down to the bottom and click "Ban and eject". You may not have enough influence to ban the nation yet - don't worry, just wait another day for your influence to grow.


This is the SPSF Tidal Force roster!


Have any questions?
Our Prime Minister Sporaltryus (ProfessorHenn) and Generals HumanSanity (HumanSanity) and Esfalsa (pronoun) will be happy to help!


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I hate going to regions that have the embassies and nothing else...

Melicorium

Post self-deleted by Uunited Islands.

Ipugao wrote:
No, it's 5 is equal to X if Y is P, unless if the pie is square, then the M is root beer, but if the parabolas are similar triangles, then the radicals should be divided by the perimeter of the square root quadrilateral, and don't forget to use the Pythagorean theorem in finding the areas of the isosceles po.

Ok boomer

Melicorium and Klysevia

Goodnight po people! It's past 1:00A.M. here, so time to sleep!

Si-topia, Melicorium, and Klysevia

Galactic wakanda

I'm new to this- any tips for someone who has no idea what to do?

Si-topia, Uunited Islands, Melicorium, and Klysevia

Galactic wakanda wrote:I'm new to this- any tips for someone who has no idea what to do?

Mind if I March 150,000 troops through you

Melicorium and Klysevia

Galactic wakanda

I'd rather you didn't. Not sure if you can take over governments in this game but I'd rather not find out.

Uunited Islands, Melicorium, and Klysevia

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