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The united union of the valkyrean empire wrote:Hello what do you like to do here?

RP.

The united union of the valkyrean empire wrote:Hello what do you like to do here?

rp, chat, share factbooks etc

Arthralonia wrote:Very well, we'll work on some sort of compensation scheme.

Other nations involved in the civil war who want to participate in the negotiations can submit requests. We have not heard anything from Ballisikov, Novblupolia, Calption and Coio.

We simply want some of the steel in the nationalists stock pile.

Calption wrote:We simply want some of the steel in the nationalists stock pile.

You will be granted some of the steel from their stocks. Also, you will have access to steel from the military equipment which will be turned into scrap metal, as the army will undergo a modernization program.

Arthralonia wrote:Very well, we'll work on some sort of compensation scheme.

Other nations involved in the civil war who want to participate in the negotiations can submit requests. We have not heard anything from [nation]Ballistikov[/naton], [nation]Novoblupolia[/naion], [nation]Calption[nation] and Cozio.

I also wish to have some steel.

Cozio wrote:I'll also wish to have some steel.

Very well, you will also be provided with steel. We'll also take our population back fairly soon.

North caesian territory

The government Mandate to the emergency leadership of police minister Persan Cervai has officially expired without national council renewal allowing the country to return to normal peacetime control. While the civil war has not officially ended most fighting has stopped with the dominion and many rebel ministers have returned to government. With this Prime minister Macronve Deren has announced that elections will be held at the normal date of April 26th. While he has received criticism for the extremely short campaign season many are praising him for his return to normalcy and for maintaining democracy. When pressed about how he will possibly be able to win the election with such support for the socialists and social democrats he said he plans to make a "unholy alliance" within the national council in order to maintain a majority coalition government. While what his words will untail remains unknown many suspect that he will either ally the nationalists or socialists within the government to maintain his prime ministership. The Dezau's response to news was rather negative, blasting the party for planning to hold elections as well as trying to form a larger coalition. However most of this talk further lowered opinion of the already extremely controversial Dezau. The nationalist party has plans to exploit fear of a socialist revolution and arthralonian total takeover. The socialist party plans to use the revolution in arthralonia to its advantage by sweeping up support for their cause using loyalists. The civil war seems to have expanded support for socialists in the country but nationalists and democracy supporters have become more entrenched. The Dezau-heir Aleonia stressed support for the election but did not specify which party she was supportive of. Multiple parties have already begun rallies in swing states and the police have already been mobilized to prevent political violence.

Talkasa wrote:BREAKING NEWS
A battle on the main streets of the capital has been ensuing for 2 hours now, as communist rioters have tipped over three lorries and burnt a bus down (not trying to reference the completely irl Northern Irish riots). Police have tear gassed huge crowds and used water cannons to fend off protestors attacking police.

Thirteen have been arrested for assault and battery as a group of three police officers were ambushed while protecting a government minister. This horrific riot has led to two murders and eighteen injuries, four of those being critical. The leftist rioters are threatening to assassinate the President at his next public gathering if the police do not disperse.

As always, more news to follow.

I foresee brutal suppression.

Holy gamer empire

Suppression? More like the minimum effort to keep these traiterous people in check.

North caesian territory wrote:The government Mandate to the emergency leadership of police minister Persan Cervai has officially expired without national council renewal allowing the country to return to normal peacetime control. While the civil war has not officially ended most fighting has stopped with the dominion and many rebel ministers have returned to government. With this Prime minister Macronve Deren has announced that elections will be held at the normal date of April 26th. While he has received criticism for the extremely short campaign season many are praising him for his return to normalcy and for maintaining democracy. When pressed about how he will possibly be able to win the election with such support for the socialists and social democrats he said he plans to make a "unholy alliance" within the national council in order to maintain a majority coalition government. While what his words will untail remains unknown many suspect that he will either ally the nationalists or socialists within the government to maintain his prime ministership. The Dezau's response to news was rather negative, blasting the party for planning to hold elections as well as trying to form a larger coalition. However most of this talk further lowered opinion of the already extremely controversial Dezau. The nationalist party has plans to exploit fear of a socialist revolution and arthralonian total takeover. The socialist party plans to use the revolution in arthralonia to its advantage by sweeping up support for their cause using loyalists. The civil war seems to have expanded support for socialists in the country but nationalists and democracy supporters have become more entrenched. The Dezau-heir Aleonia stressed support for the election but did not specify which party she was supportive of. Multiple parties have already begun rallies in swing states and the police have already been mobilized to prevent political violence.

The nationalist party has to realize that if the Stockholm treaty is passed as it is in it's current form, their party will be declared illegal. Our deployed troops will be mobilized and ready to support the legitimate colonial government, should the situation escalate any further. They will also guard any weapons caches and production facilities. The Federal Government promises that no military intervention will be made in the colony, and no forced regime change will happen.

North caesian territory

North caesian territory

Arthralonia wrote:The nationalist party has to realize that if the Stockholm treaty is passed as it is in it's current form, their party will be declared illegal. Our deployed troops will be mobilized and ready to support the legitimate colonial government, should the situation escalate any further. They will also guard any weapons caches and production facilities. The Federal Government promises that no military intervention will be made in the colony, and no forced regime change will happen.

A separate treaty signed between factions in caesia mandates that the pre-war status quo be restored. Thus the difference between the nationalist party and the government is more limited to factionalism then two seperate entities. Also if such a ban were to happen the nationalist party would not only reform under a different name but their could be riots and protests.

Xoriet is ranked 1,239th in the world and 31st in the Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,033.56 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

North caesian territory wrote:A separate treaty signed between factions in caesia mandates that the pre-war status quo be restored. Thus the difference between the nationalist party and the government is more limited to factionalism then two seperate entities. Also if such a ban were to happen the nationalist party would not only reform under a different name but their could be riots and protests.

Very well, then they should renounce any connection they may have with the former nationalist party back at home, if they had any, and we'll let them exist. We will shift our focus to stabilize and de-radicalize our Territory then.

North caesian territory

United-Viking, you ready?

Post self-deleted by The greater portuguese confederation.

United acadia wrote:Tip: Confiscate all weapons from their homes and make sure they aren't allowed to assemble or communicate with one another to become organized. Attempt to divide and conquer; because they are poor, they're more likely to switch over to supporting the government if given the opportunity for a better life, so begin recruiting more soldiers and police from these poor communities to "defend and protect" these poor communities, with promises of higher pay and guaranteed protection for the people and their families if they join the military or engage in anti-rebel behavior. Lastly, don't be afraid to use force. Who are these poor people going to report the soldiers firing at civilians to, the police?

We have raided most of those neighborhoods and have declared a state of martial law. However there are riots at the Capitol and we are mobilizing to stomp on them. We use these violent riots as propaganda against the rioters and use it as a recruiting tool.

United acadia

Xoriet wrote:Xoriet is ranked 1,239th in the world and 31st in the Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,033.56 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

The XBI enforcing the Xorietyrant's standards of beauty over the land!!

Zzz

Novoblupolia wrote:United-Viking, you ready?

cancelled to tomorow 7 pm CET

(( something went wrong today ---- private RL ----- ))

United-Viking wrote:cancelled to tomorow 7 pm CET

(( something went wrong today ---- private RL ----- ))

K. No worries.

9) Pick a real-life location named for pigeons.

Charles Pigeon, France - Co-SHEEP - 9
Violet
Tiberius (+10 bonus)
MetroPigeon
DCI Wesley
El Mainframe Cosmico
Thundie
Arazian
Nub the sregguh
ᏚᎥτеτһᎥеf оf ⅴʏⅼᎥⅹɑɴ

HMS Pigeon, UK - Co-SHEEP - 9
Pigeonius
Viktor
Wile E Coyote
Bunnies
JadenStar10
Aesonicus
RopakRopak
Peken
Bobogoobo

Pigeon, Oxfordshire, UK - 4
Kathol
Chi Messenger Services (+10 bonus)
Pink High Priestess
Dragon

Pigeon Bluffs, Wyoming, USA - 3
Ara! (+8 bonus)
Companus Mutati
Selina the Fancy Pigeon

Pigeon Cove, Gibraltar - 2
Melina
Arthralon

Pigeon Coop, New York, USA - 2
Emperor Palpaducktine (+9 bonus)
looneylew

WRONG:

Pigeon's Rock, Beirut, Lebanon - -2 (is a real place)
Rose
Jacey

Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, USA - -3 (is a real place)
Norwany
Conflux !pigeon edition
Longbowe

Pigeon Lake, Alberta, CA - -3 (is a real place)
Broadway (+11 bonus)
Pigeon Youttle
Swen

There is no place called "Pigeon" in Oxfordshire; I made that up. HMS Pigeon refers to seven different ships, none of which still exist. Pigeon Forge, Tennessee is a tourist town named after a river passing through it which is in turn named for pigeons. Charles Pigeon was a Frenchman who invented a gasoline lamp that was famous for not exploding. Pigeon Lake is a popular resort lake in Alberta. There is no Pigeon Cove in Gibraltar. I made up "Pigeon Bluffs, Wyoming". Ditto Pigeon Coop, NY, although there are many pigeon coops in New York City. Pigeon's Rock is a large rock formation that looks vaguely like a pigeon in Beirut. No one picked Pigeon, Wisconsin, which is an actual town. 5 people chose to attack Tebeat with pigeons this time, but he handily defeated all the pigeons.

Standings as of Round 9:

1st (+3): Chi Messenger Services - 82
2nd (-1): Peken - 81
3rd (-1): Nub the Sregguh - 80
4th (+3): DCI Wesley - 73
5th (+3): RopakRopak - 70
6th (-1): looneylew - 69
7th (-1): Melina - 68
7th (+8): Tiberius - 68
9th (-6): Swen - 67
10th (+1): Bobogoobo - 62
11th (-2): Selina the Fancy Pigeon - 61
11th (+2): El Mainframe Cosmico - 61
13th (-3): Companus Mutati - 58
13th (+2): Wile E Coyote - 58
15th (+2): Pigeonius - 57
15th (-4): Kathol - 57
15th (+4): Ara! - 57
18th (+1): Viktor - 55
19th (+2): Bunnies - 54
20th (+2): Aesonicus - 53
21st (+2): Thundie - 52
22nd (+2): Arazian - 51
23rd (-10): Pigeon Youttle - 49
24th (+1): JadenStar10 - 48
25th (+1): MetroPigeon - 46
26th (-8): Jacey - 45
26th (+1): Violet - 45
28th (+1): Pink High Priestess - 38
29th (-1): Norwany - 32
30th (+1): ᏚᎥτеτһᎥеf оf ⅴʏⅼᎥⅹɑɴ - 31
31st (-1): Arthralon - 27
32nd: Dragon - 21
33rd (+2): Emperor Palpaducktine - 18
34th (-1): Longbowe - 9
35th (-1): Rose - 7
36th (+1): Broadway - 4
37th (-1): Conflux !pigeon edition - 0

Everyone except Dragon moves. Conflux has finally claimed the bottom thanks to Broadway's bonus. At the top, Chi Messenger Services hops ahead of Peken and Nub the Sregguh to take a tiny lead. Our best performance of the round was from Tiberius, who combined a SHEEP and a bonus to gain 10 spots. It wasn't a good round for Pigeon Youttle, however, as he picked a popular correct answer and wound up down by 8. Next time: Mathematical eliminations begin.

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- Chi takes the lead! Follow along here -

Welcome to Think Stupid! This will be five concurrent games, all of which are played with one set of answers. They will be:

1. Highest scoring player
2. Highest scoring team (total of players' scores)
3. Highest score within each team (i.e. how you would do if your score was only compared to those of your team)
4. Most SHEEPy player (we'll get to that later, but it means highest number of SHEEP answers)
5. Most SHEEPy team (total SHEEP answers)

So, how does one play Think Stupid? At the bottom of this post will be a link to a Google form, which you will fill out according to an hono(u)r system. The goal is to answer the same way as your comrades, and particularly those in your team. You will receive a number of points equal to the number of people who answered the same as you for each question- provided the answer is incorrect (this is Think Stupid, NOT Think Same). The most popular (wrong) answer is called the SHEEP. Now, suppose you give a correct answer. You then receive negative points equivalent to the number of people who answered that correct answer. So, let's say six people are asked to name something that normally lives in the ocean. Three people say "Dog"; that is the SHEEP answer and they receive 3 points each. One person each respond with "cat" and "sycamore" and receive one point each. One person responds with "Shark" and receives -1 points for giving a correct answer. Each question works the same way.

The meme teams are back, but these are just for fun this time.  They are primarily used for the secondary games. There is a bonus, though- pick a question, and pick a number of pigeons from 1 to 20 for Tebeat to fight. If he wins (as determined by RNG in the roleplay channel on our Discord server), you get points equivalent to the number of pigeons he fought. If he loses, you get the median score instead of however many points you would have otherwise received for the question.

The hono(u)r code: By playing Think Stupid, you agree to not disclose your answers to any player save the organizer (Marinas Island) between the posting of this form and the closing of responses. You agree to bring any issues to the attention of the organizer as soon as you find them and not to challenge the outcome if you do not do so. You agree to only submit one set of answers. If you wish to dispute the ruling of an answer as correct/incorrect, you agree to bring it up with the organizer via forum PM, NS telegram, or Discord DM. If you want clarification on any question or to modify an existing answer, you agree to bring it to the attention of the organizer via forum PM, NS telegram, or Discord DM.

The game will begin in one week (7 days). The game can be found here:

LinkClick me

Good luck~

Changes to this edition from usual rules: Searching is permitted, because frankly it won't help you.

There will be a prize to the winner.  Past winners are still eligible for prizes even if they have not redeemed theirs.

Round 1
Round 2
Round 3
Round 4
Round 5
Round 6
Round 7
Round 8
Round 9
Round 10
Round 11
Round 12

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Jar Wattinree, Kathol rift, and Companus mutati

Profitable nutzen

If you think capitalism doesn't work, think again! Just look at my thriving economy! Capitalism is strong and breeds innovation!

United acadia

Profitable nutzen wrote:If you think capitalism doesn't work, think again! Just look at my thriving economy! Capitalism is strong and breeds innovation!

You do you, Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors fellow nation.

Embauba

Novoblupolia wrote:You do you, Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors fellow nation.

Surprisingly, Embauban internet is quite free due to us seeking SA. The lack of a free market still applies, of course.

Embauba wrote:Surprisingly, Embauban internet is quite free due to us seeking SA. The lack of a free market still applies, of course.

Imma do a trick of installing and later uninstalling ID chips policy for science rn.

Embauba

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