The South PacificBoard

Auphelia wrote:

That must be heavy.

Minimal digestion?

Tell that to the facility you blew up last week after our "Fun With Chemistry" class.

I tried to get there in time.
It's not my fault the building didn't have halls and doors large enough to accommodate my okapi palanquin. If they weren't set up to deal with the "differently mobile", they should have informed me before I finished off the prune danish.

Quiescent wrote:

I tried to get there in time.
It's not my fault the building didn't have halls and doors large enough to accommodate my okapi palanquin. If they weren't set up to deal with the "differently mobile", they should have informed me before I finished off the prune danish.

Or maybe you should stop feeding your okapi such an unhealthy diet of, quote, "straight sugar".

I was able to get in on my bull elephant palanquin, after all.

Besides, it's clear you got in. The plumbing system quite literally melted from the hot lava you spewed.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:

Hello! I’m feeling great today!

Yay! Glad to hear that~

Drystar wrote:

I’ve seen you “remove” people that have complained about your cooking, I’m not falling into that trap. I’m not sure what compelled you to use wood pulp when you ran out of bran fiber though. I just can’t get the taste of pine out of my mouth now.

Auphelia wrote:

Or maybe you should stop feeding your okapi such an unhealthy diet of, quote, "straight sugar".

I was able to get in on my bull elephant palanquin, after all.

Besides, it's clear you got in. The plumbing system quite literally melted from the hot lava you spewed.

Oh no, it's that time of day again... Endless conversation between two totally not RPing fellows...

Auphelia wrote:

Or maybe you should stop feeding your okapi such an unhealthy diet of, quote, "straight sugar".

I was able to get in on my bull elephant palanquin, after all.

Besides, it's clear you got in. The plumbing system quite literally melted from the hot lava you spewed.

That’s hardly fair since you found those “elephants” on that island where they’d shrunk down in size. Something the size of a Shetland pony hardly qualifies as large or intimidating

Drystar wrote:

That’s hardly fair since you found those “elephants” on that island where they’d shrunk down in size. Something the size of a Shetland pony hardly qualifies as large or intimidating

But they made excellent area rugs.

Drystar wrote:

I’ve seen you “remove” people that have complained about your cooking, I’m not falling into that trap. I’m not sure what compelled you to use wood pulp when you ran out of bran fiber though. I just can’t get the taste of pine out of my mouth now.

What was I supposed to use, sugar and flour?

Besides, you can't honestly say that bran isn't the actual worst-case-scenario for a muffin to be.

The Solar System Scope wrote:

Yay! Glad to hear that~

Oh no, it's that time of day again... Endless conversation between two totally not RPing fellows...

It’s like a fishing story, somewhere there a bit of truth. And can you absolutely say none of this happened?

Quiescent wrote:

Yes, those are incredibly tiny pachyderms and the battle okapi are on a bulk now, anyway.

But it does seem my delicate constitution is not suited to life outside the blanket fort.

That pile of ashes?

The Pillo-Blanko Wars are why you're here!

*hands you a new pudding*

You're going to be here a while.

Now, we take cash or credit.

Drystar wrote:

Psst, didn’t you get the memo? The chief says no cash, he didn’t feel like going to the bank for change.

Aww, but I wanted to build my money pile to swim in!

*sighs*

Oi lads hows it going you lot alright?

Auphelia wrote:

That pile of ashes?

The Pillo-Blanko Wars are why you're here!

*hands you a new pudding*

You're going to be here a while.

Now, we take cash or credit.

Drystar wrote:

Psst, didn’t you get the memo? The chief says no cash, he didn’t feel like going to the bank for change.

How about a few hundred lightweight , decorative, okapi-down throw blankets? Their summer coats will come in any day now. And I hear there's a severe textile shortage for some reason.

Hmm...

Drystar wrote:

Wow, the mods got serious, wiped out all the posts with not a trace left

Wait, what happened?