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*Steps through an interdimensional portal*

Hmmm...

Harken to my words! The Jedi-Zombi Jezus has come to stalk your lands! Come forth and receive the miracle of everlasting life! - Here eat this; it is my flesh, and now drink this; it is my blood!! - Come forth and feast on my BrRrAaAaA¡i¡i¡i¡nNnNnzzz, and receive divine knowledge and immortality!

My blessings upon this region and all the nations and peoples contained therein!

Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ!

Quantum instability, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, and 8 othersEastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, Tercania islands, Grosseres deutsches reich, and Totally not korea

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:*Steps through an interdimensional portal*

Hmmm...

Harken to my words! The Jedi-Zombi Jezus has come to stalk your lands! Come forth and receive the miracle of everlasting life! - Here eat this; it is my flesh, and now drink this; it is my blood!! - Come forth and feast on my BrRrAaAaA¡i¡i¡i¡nNnNnzzz, and receive divine knowledge and immortality!

My blessings upon this region and all the nations and peoples contained therein!

Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ!

Greetings my good man! - Would you care to step this way, and we shall give you the "tour"?

Great British Federation wrote:Greetings my good man! - Would you care to step this way, and we shall give you the "tour"?

*Whispers; "Quickly! - Get him inside!"*

Animal Farmerica wrote:*Whispers; "Quickly! - Get him inside!"*

*Flicks a switch*
🚨*Large heavy doors begin slowly closing*🚨

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Animal Farmerica, and Tercania islands

Great British Federation wrote:Greetings my good man! - Would you care to step this way, and we shall give you the "tour"?

Sure!

Animal Farmerica wrote:*Whispers; "Quickly! - Get him inside!"*

Eurasian Alliance wrote:*Flicks a switch*
🚨*Large heavy doors begin slowly closing*🚨

Wait? What?

*Smiles knowingly*

Great British Federation and Tercania islands

Post by The newsstand suppressed by Animal Farmerica.

Read All About It! This Week:

- Bringing you sunshine! The Breakfast Courier is back
- Cripes It is a clone of Sean Connery in The Confederation Coverage
- The OEU News Today marches on
- We've the The Palumban Weekly, and the The Palumban Weekly
- Crazy blocks are removed in the Crazybloxian Times
- Late, I know, but The Union Truth is out there
- The LCRUA Times loses AIR

It's Roulette at the Sands - Place those bets!

Just received: "Aliens Want Peace/Trade Agreement"

Easter Egg✅

They're heeere!👽

Iberian Dominion wrote:[REDACTED]

Nothing to see here.

Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Iberian Dominion, and 4 othersGreater Brazilistan, Tercania islands, Grosseres deutsches reich, and Totally not korea

Earthbound immortal squad

Christmas

Hello and merry Christmas all. As a gift we’ve decided to donate you a crate of sprouts for the head(s) of state for every nation and we have our chef’s assurances they will be the best sprouts you’ve ever tasted.

Enjoy today and have a happy new year from Christmas.

Earthbound immortal squad wrote:Hello and merry Christmas all. As a gift we’ve decided to donate you a crate of sprouts for the head(s) of state for every nation and we have our chef’s assurances they will be the best sprouts you’ve ever tasted.

Enjoy today and have a happy new year from Christmas.

Takes crate into storage

Thanks - We're sure that'll come in very useful to The Goᴅ's Hoɴєsт Sтʀєwтʜ of Auztraalia - They conduct many experiments with "food".

Earthbound immortal squad wrote:Hello and merry Christmas all. As a gift we’ve decided to donate you a crate of sprouts for the head(s) of state for every nation and we have our chef’s assurances they will be the best sprouts you’ve ever tasted.

Enjoy today and have a happy new year from Christmas.

A note of gratitude from the vegan and vegetarian nations of this region. Indeed we hope you had a very Merry Christmas, and see a prosperous New Year.

Offers you some left-over nut roast, and vegan wellington, aswell as a crate of parsnips that are close to turning rotten.

Earthbound immortal squad wrote:Have a happy new year from Christmas.

A Happy New Year to you too.

Walks in from a portal that looks like a shadow.
Congratulations on the embassy. Do I see a Quantum Stabilizer?
Walks off somewhere in the shadows.

Tercania islands wrote:Walks in from a portal that looks like a shadow.
Congratulations on the embassy. Do I see a Quantum Stabilizer?
Walks off somewhere in the shadows.

Hey, portals are my thing!

Also: there's a LOT of shadows around here!

Post by Tercania islands suppressed by The Dark Norse.

By the way, THE LEIGON OF THEMAN MANS is a region run by me and my friend, if you accept the embassy, I take full responsibility for actions done by anybody in the region, except for The murderssss, he's just a perv, I know him in real life. As do I know Wig benus in real life.

Tercania islands wrote:...

My humblest apologies, but in the spirit of our 'Isolationist' policy (as shown by that tag) we have decided to reduce the number of our embassies - Particularly those that don't relate to real-world places, or could be useful for the purposes of RP - This region once had a prior incarnation in which it was founder-less, and frequently raided until that last demise - We wish to avoid having too many avenues through which we can be reached - This place is supposed to be under quarantine! We wish to preserve this region for future generations.

Tercania islands

Read all about it!
- We've an Imperial Gazette
- The seventh DRF Chronicle
- The twenty-fifth Force Flyer
- Not just any truth, but the Union Truth
- Top interviews in Gameplay Magazine. And cookies too!

Poker faces on - it's ♠♥Hold'em ♦♣ at the Sands

The newsstand wrote:Read all about it!

Pffft! Who reads newspapers these days? - They only tell you what has happened, not what is happening - That's not 'News'!

Grabs paper nonetheless.

Auztraalia wrote:...and he didn't pay!

facepalms

That filthy capitalist pig!

spits

Canarda wrote:Don't worry, I'll cover him!

pays The newsstand.

Praise Be to Canarda!

Read all about it!
- Neutrality breaks out in the DRF Chronicle
- Election special in the Union Truth
- Get green with the Regional-World Newswire
- Ex-Pacifica in NS Today: https://nationstates.news/
- Stars and stars in Gameplay Magazine
Poker faces on - it's 🍒🍓🍋🍍SLOTS🍈🍐🍇🍑 at the Sands

May I remind you of this previous statement of yours, now that you've decided to leave the doors open...

The Dark Norse wrote:My humblest apologies, but in the spirit of our 'Isolationist' policy (as shown by that tag) we have decided to reduce the number of our embassies - Particularly those that don't relate to real-world places, or could be useful for the purposes of RP - This region once had a prior incarnation in which it was founder-less, and frequently raided until that last demise - We wish to avoid having too many avenues through which we can be reached - This place is supposed to be under quarantine! We wish to preserve this region for future generations.

Stares at the open doors and broken locks.

Animal Farmerica wrote:Stares at the open doors and broken locks.

Ah well! What's the worst that could happen?

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