The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “We know it” | |
| 2. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 3. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 4. |  The Mexican Peninsula of Quintana Roo | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Make a run for the border.” | |
| 5. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 6. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 7. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 9. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 10. |  The Screaming Ediface of Ebon Citadel | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Obedientia caeca nullum fructum amarum hodie feret” |
