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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Cities of Southern California

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The San Gabriel Valley City of El Monte	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Welcome to Friendly El Monte”
2.	The Inland City of Fullerton City	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“The Education Community”
3.	The San Fernando Valley City of Glendale City	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“The Jewel City”
4.	The San Gabriel Valley CDP of Hacienda Heights	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Growing with Pride”
5.	The North Hills of Jurupa Valley	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“A Community of Communities”
6.	The South City of Ladera Ranch	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“No motto”
7.	The South City of Laguna Woods	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“The Hidden Jewel”
8.	The Mountain Top Village of Lake Arrowhead	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Provide, Protect, Preserve”
9.	The South City of Mission Viejo	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Make Living Your Mission”
10.	The San Gabriel Valley City of Monterey Park	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Pride in the Past, Faith in the Future”

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