The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Where's my wallet?” | |
| 3. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
| 4. |  The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Why bother?” | |
| 5. |  The Freedom of TheSource | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Root is God” | |
| 6. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 7. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Demetrij | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Poliorket” | |
| 8. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Arhelaj | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Macedonia Forever” | |
| 9. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Philip V | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
| 10. |  The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I am a loathesome creature.” |
