The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Where's my wallet?” | |
| 3. |  The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Why bother?” | |
| 4. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Philip V | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
| 5. |  The Barbaric Empire of Xeraph | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Forgive............................Never!!!!” | |
| 6. |  The Gull Flag Republic of Iansisle | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Not That We Care” | |
| 7. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 8. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Apatatia | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Motto” | |
| 10. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Stop Reading My Motto!” |
