The Free Land of Eastern Geenientan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Council of Gientien with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.922 billion Eastern Geenientienians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Culnopa. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Geenientienian economy, worth 265 trillion Gientiens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 90,977 Gientiens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's often raining men (hallelujah) in Culnopa, at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eastern Geenientan's national animal is the Meerkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Geenientan is ranked 283,089^th in the world and 1,301^st in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.61 kickbacks per hour.