The Commonwealth of Europe a Nation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Oswald Mosley with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.085 billion Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth a remarkable 2,273 trillion Europounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 281,219 Europounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, the European war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Europe a Nation's national animal is the undecided, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Europe a Nation is ranked 284,398^th in the world and 1,416^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 5.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.