The Democratic Republic of Falloa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lillian Ford with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.64 billion Falloans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dove City. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Falloan economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion Fallas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,138 Fallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, and teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falloa's national animal is the Golden-heart Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Falloa is ranked 3,633^rd in the world and 71^st in Europe for Safest, scoring 136.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.