The Kingdom of Niwe England is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jeanne D'arc I with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.35 billion New Englanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Niwe Englandian economy, worth 537 trillion New England Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,405 New England Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, it's best to decline if Jeanne D'arc I offers to buy a round of drinks, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Niwe England's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Niwe England is ranked 119,043^rd in the world and 976^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 74.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.