The Constitutional Monarchy of The Democratic States of Scandinavia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 446 million Democratic States of Scandinavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Göteborg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.2%.

The powerhouse Democratic States of Scandinavian economy, worth 32.2 trillion SNKS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,092 SNKS, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Democratic States of Scandinavia's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Democratic States of Scandinavia is ranked 123,681^st in the world and 625^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 6.95 kickbacks per hour.