The Golden Empire of Apocalypse Borg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by ♚ Lorik III Sadiraj with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.378 billion Shqiptares are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taifa. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shqiptare economy, worth 435 trillion Shenjats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,065 Shenjats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Apocalypse Borg's mid-life crisis, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Shqiptares make research institutes rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apocalypse Borg's national animal is the 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐞, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Apocalypse Borg is ranked 71,000^th in the world and 747^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 94.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.