The Confederation of Askira is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Ishaan Chaye with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 25.608 billion Askirans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kasni. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The powerhouse Askiran economy, worth a remarkable 3,279 trillion Federal Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 128,066 Federal Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation", and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Federal Guilder treacle machine. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Askira's national animal is the Ring-tailed Lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Unified Atomic Vision.

Askira is ranked 289,262^nd in the world and 1,440^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -22.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.