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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,769thMost Influential: 1,803rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,475th
The Proletariat Paradise of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
We have nothing to lose but our chains.
The Workers
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Lanakea

Population6.868 billion

CapitalAustralea
LeaderThe Workers
FaithApatheism

CurrencyGalaxias
AnimalLanakean Eagle

The Proletariat Paradise of Lanakea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Workers with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.868 billion Lanakeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Australea. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lanakean economy, worth a remarkable 1,254 trillion Galaxias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 182,729 Galaxias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, and the overhead luggage compartment is often full. Crime is totally unknown. Lanakea's national animal is the Lanakean Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Apatheism.

Lanakea is ranked 273,827th in the world and 1,279th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,769thMost Influential: 1,803rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,475thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,836thMost Inclusive: 2,851stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,865thNicest Citizens: 2,871stTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,956thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,123rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,562ndHighest Food Quality: 3,570thMost Cultured: 3,779thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,549thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,765thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,877thMost Developed: 5,125thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,160thMost Efficient Economies: 5,454thLargest Governments: 5,634thSmartest Citizens: 5,866thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,490thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,530thMost Pacifist: 7,710thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,768thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,848thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,982ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,202ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,583rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,094thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,175thHighest Average Incomes: 13,426thTop
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Most Secular: 14,991stHealthiest Citizens: 15,912thHighest Economic Output: 22,842ndMost Income Equality: 23,888thLargest Retail Industry: 24,000thSafest: 24,796th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 39th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionNicest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 67th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 70th in the regionMost Cultured: 72nd in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 76th in the regionLargest Governments: 84th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 90th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 93rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 107th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 110th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 129th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 134th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lanakea was endorsed by The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Lanakeans any less frightened.
  • : Lanakea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in Lanakea, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.

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