The Social Democratic Republic of Mynox is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Willy Brandt with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.653 billion Mynoxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotes Wien. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mynoxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,483 trillion Roses a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 233,103 Roses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, Willy Brandt's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and all you have to do is pray to get into Mynox. Crime is totally unknown. Mynox's national animal is the Federal Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Humanism.

Mynox is ranked 2,896^th in the world and 56^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,082.68 pounds of wildlife per square mile.