The Federal States of Paul Chad is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Paul Chad with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.859 billion Paul Chadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paul's Home. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Paul Chadius economy, worth 151 trillion Warts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 81,559 Warts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", Paul Chadians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Paul Chad's national animal is the Elton John, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paul Chad is ranked 12,878^th in the world and 251^st in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,358.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.