The ɔıןqndǝᴚ ɔıʇɐɹɔoɯǝᗡ of United Chinese States is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kanzler unknown with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.903 billion Stateratis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dongjing. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Statesist economy, worth 290 trillion Sheuros a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,248 Sheuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations, every workday begins with group therapy, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Chinese States's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is πism.

United Chinese States is ranked 238,106^th in the world and 1,090^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.