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Royal Ass Côte 2020 - Day 5
20 June 2020

And It's All Over!

*The reporter staggers out of the press bar, and realises that everyone has gone home.*

Dat Ass, Grand Galleass, and The Wild Behind behind at one furlong. Okey Donkey, Maskim the Moscow Mule tied at two. Omega managed four, and Salad Ass made five. Earthbound rocketed to eight furlongs. Kamehameha nearly came home, passing the 16 furlong mark. And at 21 furlongs, the mistress of magic, the mother of movers, the Mother of Mojave is Royal Ass of the Year!

Donkey Name

Nation

Distance ran (furlongs)

Dat Ass

Feoras

1

Earthbound

Finmany

8

Grand Galleass

Jehovahs witness

1

Kamehameha

ScotlandSerenity

16

Maksim the Moscow Mule

Drunkndisorderly

2

Mother of the Mojave

Hermes Express 123

21

Okey Donkey

Mathuvan Union

2

Omega

The red society

4

Salad Ass

Caduceo

5

The Wild Behind

New bergslagen

1


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Royal Ass Côte 2020 - Day 1
16 June 2020

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And They're Off!

Mother of Mojave is the mother of movers, with an astounding 13 furlongs already travelled. In second is Kamehameha at nine furlongs, followed by Salad Ass at five furlongs, and Omega at three. Earthbound is practically stable-bound, having only covered one furlong so far, neck and neck with Grand Galleass, and Maskim the Moscow Mule. Back at the starting line, it's Okey Donkey, Dat Ass, The Wild Behind.

We spoke to Grand Galleass's trainer, Jehovahs witness. Grand Galleass is well groomed, a fine specimen of an ass. However, Jehovahs witness told us:
"I'm actually counting on it coming in dead last for most of the time. It'll help me gather up certain results and notes for future experimentation, hmm? Lots of things riding inside that grand animal."
Which kind of sounds like it's ridden with parasites...


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Royal Ass Côte 2019 - Day 4
22 June 2019

Replay! See the finish!

What a frenzied moment that was!

Novaturient may have sought change, but remained in last place, only one length behind Moonsplash. At five furlongs, Ass Eater failed to keep up with Kim Kardashian, who made eight furlongs. so basically im donky slipped back in the ranks, placing fourth with a distance of ten furlongs. I have a big butt, and I cannot lie in third. After leading for the whole race, Short Muffins has just fallen short, reaching thirteen furlongs. And in first place, at fourteen furlongs, proof that you can be a Lazy Ass and still be a winner.

Didn't they maintain an exhausting pace?

A suspected doping scandal has hit the Royal Ass Côte. Sources suggest that the drugs were administered by a needle to the ass. The suspected drug, known as Alanasyn, was administered to Gregory. A race official said: "It is difficult to quantify how much of Gregory's performance is due to the Alanasyn effect, but we strongly believe that the drug more than doubled the distance the donkey managed. Gregory has been officially disqualified from the race."
Terrusya, Grogory's trainer, expressed their bemusement, at first saying "I don’t understand". They have since resolved to investigate what happened, saying they'll "try to figure it out".

Wild Ass also fell foul of anti-doping rules too, this time from a street drug known as "Crack of Doom". Wild Ass had been expected to place seventh.

'Twas a thrilling, absolutely chilling running of the ascot opening race

Thanks to all the donkey's and trainers who took part, and congratulations to Smiley Bob, whose Lazy Ass has won the title of Royal Ass of the Year 2019.

Donkey Name

Nation

Distance ran (furlongs)

Lazy Ass

Smiley Bob

14

Short Muffins

Padfootia

13

I have a big butt, and I cannot lie

GoodKingWenceslas

12

so basically im donky

Evokice

10

Kim Kardashian

Aglore

8

Ass eater

Anacin

5

Moonsplash

Elysium forests

2

Novaturient

Wolfram von richthofen

1

Wild Ass

Nudistonia

n/a

Gregory

Terrusya

n/a


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Royal Ass Côte 2019 - Day 3
21 June 2019

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Heartbeats speed up, I have never been so keyed up!

As usual at this stage in the race, there is little change in most of the positions. Novaturient remains at the back, behind joint sixth Wild Ass and Moonsplash. Ass Eater is at the rear of Kim Kardashian, but that gap is wide, and will be hard to fill. so basically im donky has slipped to third. Lazy Ass is anything but, having made it to joint second with I have a big butt, and I cannot lie, and Gregory, who has surprisingly made an unexpected comeback. Still leading by a length is Short Muffins.


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Royal Ass Côte 2019 - Day 2
20 June 2019

Live Action! Watch the race!

Pulses rushing, faces flushing!

Novaturient is struggling at the rear. Wild Ass looks more like Mild Ass, languishing behind with Moonsplash. Gregory has found his direction, and is neck-and-neck with Ass Eater. Ahead of them, we're seeing that anything Kim Kardashian can achieve, a Lazy Ass can match. I have a big butt, and I cannot lie, so basically im donky in second. Leading by a length is Short Muffins.

These donkeys have some interesting names. Earlier we asked GoodKingWenceslas why I have a big butt, and I cannot lie?:
nation=goodkingwenceslas/detail=factbook/id=1224911


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Take a bus, or train, or drive. You could take a horse and buggy if you're really determined to "go west". But why waste time? By jet, it's less than five clicks, from anywhere, N.S. Call it "Fun Saving Time". Join the whirl of continuous excitement. Thrill to the vibrant Monte Carlo atmosphere, the pleasure of all outdoor recreation plus free golf. Sit ring-side for the greatest moments of show business. Enjoy gourmet dining at one of the three elegant continental restaurants. Luxuriate in a magnificent room or suite in the new Aqueduct building... the ultimate in plush living. So get off your burro and get on your phone! Make your reservation today.

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Royal Ass Côte 2019 - Day 1
19 June 2019

Live Action! Watch the race!

A gripping, absolutely ripping moment!

Every duke and earl and peer is here. LinkEveryone who should be here is here. What a smashing, positively dashing spectacle.

It's the Ass Côte opening day. Gregory seems oblivious, having failed to leave the starting line. Novaturient looks like they could do with some nutrients, tied with Wild Ass near the rear. Ass Eater and Moonsplash are just ahead of them. With a respectable five furlongs gone, so basically im donky is making respectable progress. Lazy Ass is out at seven furlongs, matching Kim Kardashian. Front runners are Short Muffins, and I have a big butt, and I cannot lie.

We landed an exclusive interview with Gregory's trainer, Terrusya, who seemed as confused as Gregory:
"I was in the middle of eating ass but then the ass came off but I wanted to preserve it so I threw into into my cooler but the cooler was stolen by a scientists and turned it into this ass. Then I heard that he stole my ass and i became John Wick from fortnite and killed like 200 people for revenge of my stolen ass. But then I found out how cool this new form of my personal ass is and I named it."


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Royal Ass Côte 2018 - Day 6
24 June 2018

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It's All Over!


Asses filling up again after the runs

And it's all over for Snickerdoodle, and it's all over for them all. Finding that last burst of energy, Ruthien races ahead to the 62 furlong mark, and despite giving it all her extra, Snickerdoodle is behind at 56. My Wife Knows Everything is third at 18, Eeyore fourth at 14, Hercules fifth at nine. Joint sixth are Daunè and ⧸S͈̬̖̝͍ͬ̊ͫ̆̎̕e̟̥̹̻̩͉͖ͮ͆̉̊̉c̱̳̣̰͂̐̽̏͒͒̓ṟ̻̝̍̅ͣ̅́e̵̯̤̤ͩ̄̌̊ͧ̀ͫt̆͒̏a̼͉͈̺̗͍̟ͧͫ̂ͩ͗̂r̲̐͑i̯͍̝̐̌ͣạ̱̃̆̽̚̚͝t̮̲͛ͪ⧸ with seven furlongs behind them. Mikael takes seventh, having covered five furlongs. Dan Quayle at four is eighth, and Lorde and Red are trailing at three furlongs.

Those were some fantastic asses, and we loved the way they moved.

Donkey

Sponsor

Distance ran (furlongs)

Ruthien

Glacikaldr

62

Snickerdoodle

Apple-loosa

56

My Wife Knows Everything

Please understand

18

Eeyore

Sanjikurisa

14

Hercules

Earthbound immortal squad

9

Daunè

Lihone

7

⧸S͈̬̖̝͍ͬ̊ͫ̆̎̕e̟̥̹̻̩͉͖ͮ͆̉̊̉c̱̳̣̰͂̐̽̏͒͒̓ṟ̻̝̍̅ͣ̅́e̵̯̤̤ͩ̄̌̊ͧ̀ͫt̆͒̏a̼͉͈̺̗͍̟ͧͫ̂ͩ͗̂r̲̐͑i̯͍̝̐̌ͣạ̱̃̆̽̚̚͝t̮̲͛ͪ⧸

The Marsupial Illuminati

7

Mikael

Blue ice

5

Dan Quayle

Terre australes

4

Lorde

Ijebu state

3

Red

Rbbf

3


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Royal Ass Côte 2018 - Day 5
23 June 2018

Live Action! Watch the race!

Keep On Running


Ruthien and Snickerdoodle, neck and neck

In a shocking twist, The King of All Wild Things has revealed that this year's Royal Ass Côte will run for an extra 24 hours. Which means that this neq-and-neck race is not over yet! With Ruthien at 49 furlongs, and Snickerdoodle at 48, anything could happen. My Wife Knows Everything is now in front of Eeyore. Hercules is in fifth. Daunè and ⧸S͈̬̖̝͍ͬ̊ͫ̆̎̕e̟̥̹̻̩͉͖ͮ͆̉̊̉c̱̳̣̰͂̐̽̏͒͒̓ṟ̻̝̍̅ͣ̅́e̵̯̤̤ͩ̄̌̊ͧ̀ͫt̆͒̏a̼͉͈̺̗͍̟ͧͫ̂ͩ͗̂r̲̐͑i̯͍̝̐̌ͣạ̱̃̆̽̚̚͝t̮̲͛ͪ⧸ vie for sixth place, followed by Mikael, then Dan Quayle, Lorde and Red.

My Wife Knows Everything was caught on camera in Linkprevious race.


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Royal Ass Côte 2018 - Day 4
22 June 2018

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Snickerdoodle Fills That Gap


Red merchandise on display. However, My Wife Knows Everything has higher sales

And Glacikaldr's Ruthien's back in the race! But that gap is rapidly being filled by Apple-loosa's Snickerdoodle, who, having gone 13 furlongs today to the 34 furlong mark, is now only four behind. My Wife Knows Everything is level with Sanjikurisa's Eeyore, who has emerged from that old gloomy spot, and is neck and neck for third place at 14 furlongs. At eight furlongs, Earthbound immortal squad's Hercules has a Herculean task to catch up. The Marsupial Illuminati's ⧸S͈̬̖̝͍ͬ̊ͫ̆̎̕e̟̥̹̻̩͉͖ͮ͆̉̊̉c̱̳̣̰͂̐̽̏͒͒̓ṟ̻̝̍̅ͣ̅́e̵̯̤̤ͩ̄̌̊ͧ̀ͫt̆͒̏a̼͉͈̺̗͍̟ͧͫ̂ͩ͗̂r̲̐͑i̯͍̝̐̌ͣạ̱̃̆̽̚̚͝t̮̲͛ͪ⧸ has passed the six furlong mark, Lihone's Daunè and Blue ice's Mikael follow, with Terre australes's Dan Quayle, Ijebu state's Lorde and Red behind.

Glacikaldr reveals more about Ruthien in this article.


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Royal Ass Côte 2018 - Day 3
21 June 2018

Live Action! Watch the race!

A Turnaround in Fortunes


Ruthien changes direction

What a turnaround! Ruthien has literally turned around, and started wandering back! Maybe he's feeling lonely, and looking for the rest of the pack. Ruthien won't be lonely for long though, as that bundle of sweetness Snickerdoodle sugar-powers her way past the 21 furlong mark. At this stage, it's unusual to see an ass covering this much ground, but that's the Snickerdoodle effect. My Wife Knows Everything is hungry to fill that gap with Snickerdoodle, but she just needs a little something more. Hercules is showing his strength, breaking away from Eeyore. Daunè keeps plodding on behind, followed by the malformed ⧸S͈̬̖̝͍ͬ̊ͫ̆̎̕e̟̥̹̻̩͉͖ͮ͆̉̊̉c̱̳̣̰͂̐̽̏͒͒̓ṟ̻̝̍̅ͣ̅́e̵̯̤̤ͩ̄̌̊ͧ̀ͫt̆͒̏a̼͉͈̺̗͍̟ͧͫ̂ͩ͗̂r̲̐͑i̯͍̝̐̌ͣạ̱̃̆̽̚̚͝t̮̲͛ͪ⧸, Mikael, and Dan Quayle. It looks like a sorely beaten Red ass behind Dan Quayle, and the good Lorde seems to be waiting for the end.

Rbbf, Red's trainer revealed: "Red, named for the colour of the faces of people who dare to wager against him (They are often heard to shout, 'Beat that Red Ass!')."


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Royal Ass Côte 2018 - Day 2
20 June 2018

Live Action! Watch the race!

Good Lorde, They're Off!


(Please understand), My Wife Knows Everything is green, and their memorabilia is selling fast

In this second day of racing, Ruthien is flagging. Still ahead at 35 furlongs, their pace is slowing. Snickerdoodle is making progress, and at 15 furlongs, is starting to close that enormous gap. At nine, My Wife Knows Everything is gaining ground, breaking away from Hercules and Eeyore. Dan Quayle, Daunè and Mikael are following those asses, with Red and ⧸S͈̬̖̝͍ͬ̊ͫ̆̎̕e̟̥̹̻̩͉͖ͮ͆̉̊̉c̱̳̣̰͂̐̽̏͒͒̓ṟ̻̝̍̅ͣ̅́e̵̯̤̤ͩ̄̌̊ͧ̀ͫt̆͒̏a̼͉͈̺̗͍̟ͧͫ̂ͩ͗̂r̲̐͑i̯͍̝̐̌ͣạ̱̃̆̽̚̚͝t̮̲͛ͪ⧸ behind, and Lorde finally having wandered out of the stable.

It's heart-warming to see Daunè, a small donkey found at the roadside, keeping pace with the pack. ⧸S͈̬̖̝͍ͬ̊ͫ̆̎̕e̟̥̹̻̩͉͖ͮ͆̉̊̉c̱̳̣̰͂̐̽̏͒͒̓ṟ̻̝̍̅ͣ̅́e̵̯̤̤ͩ̄̌̊ͧ̀ͫt̆͒̏a̼͉͈̺̗͍̟ͧͫ̂ͩ͗̂r̲̐͑i̯͍̝̐̌ͣạ̱̃̆̽̚̚͝t̮̲͛ͪ⧸ is another underdog, whose sponsor shared this sad story. Mistaken for a horse by the mad Professor Ungar, ⧸S͈̬̖̝͍ͬ̊ͫ̆̎̕e̟̥̹̻̩͉͖ͮ͆̉̊̉c̱̳̣̰͂̐̽̏͒͒̓ṟ̻̝̍̅ͣ̅́e̵̯̤̤ͩ̄̌̊ͧ̀ͫt̆͒̏a̼͉͈̺̗͍̟ͧͫ̂ͩ͗̂r̲̐͑i̯͍̝̐̌ͣạ̱̃̆̽̚̚͝t̮̲͛ͪ⧸ was abused, tortured, and experimented on. When it became known that the deformed animal was a donkey, it was released into the wild.


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Royal Ass Côte 2018 - Day 1
19 June 2018

Live Action! Watch the race!

Hat's a Great Start!

As always, the hats are out in force at the Royal Ass Côte, and there are some fine examples today.

As we wait for the start, lets get to know some of the donkeys in more detail. Earlier we spoke to Eeyore's trainer, Sanjikurisa, and recorded Linkthis footage. Quite inspiring.

And they're Off!
Well, not all of them. Daunè and Lorde seem content to amble around the starting line. Ahead of them a small pack is forming. My Wife Knows Everything ahead of Hercules, followed by Eeyore, and Dan Quayle, with Mikael, Red, and ⧸S͈̬̖̝͍ͬ̊ͫ̆̎̕e̟̥̹̻̩͉͖ͮ͆̉̊̉c̱̳̣̰͂̐̽̏͒͒̓ṟ̻̝̍̅ͣ̅́e̵̯̤̤ͩ̄̌̊ͧ̀ͫt̆͒̏a̼͉͈̺̗͍̟ͧͫ̂ͩ͗̂r̲̐͑i̯͍̝̐̌ͣạ̱̃̆̽̚̚͝t̮̲͛ͪ⧸ behind. Breaking ahead of the pack at 11 furlongs is the sweetheart Snickerdoodle. But the ass to watch is the amazing Ruthien. Sponsored by House Nivali of Glacikaldr, the crowds are out cheering on this early favourite. Having covered 32 furlongs in the first 24 hours, Ruthien is already eclipsing the record of Bear Ass, the 2017 champion.


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Royal Ass Côte 2017 - Day 5
24 June 2017

Noone Can Touch That Bear Ass!


Pooped out ass, after five days of strain

Bear Ass is Royal Ass of the Year! Five full days of racing, and noone came close to touching Bear Ass. Dingbat made a valiant attempt, coming second, followed by Get thee behind me in third. Further back, Screw Beaverton School District managed a respectable fourth place, Stoned Off His Ass Hippy in fifth, and Rolax sixth. Uselessjunkandnuclearwaste.co.uk made seventh, No Black Hawks! eighth, and Assy McAssFace trailing behind.

Dignitaries from 99 nations attended the races, raising much needed funds to help preserve the
Ass Côte
as a nature reserve for another year.

Full results are in The Wild Rumpus Book of Records.

Six hours to go!

Emotions are high as the finish line comes into sight. Stoned Off His Ass Hippy is making progress, but, like Screw Beaverton School District, looks unlikely to rank in the top three. Get thee behind me slips behind Dingbat, who keeps pushing to narrow the gap with Bear Ass.


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Royal Ass Côte 2017 - Day 4
23 June 2017

Get thee behind me Set to Get Ahead


Neck and neck

With a fresh burst of energy, Get thee behind me catches Dingbat. Neck and neck, they jockey for position behind that stunning Bear Ass. Screw Beaverton School District hangs on to fourth place, while in fifth is Rolax joint with the Stoned Off His Ass Hippy.


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Royal Ass Côte 2017 - Day 3
22 June 2017

Stoned Off His Ass Hippy Rolling Up

Despite strong wind, Bear Ass kept running, extending that lead. But the big surprise of the day was the dab of speed from Stoned Off His Ass Hippy, who, showing no quarter, passed the joint placings of Rolax and Uselessjunkandnuclearwaste.co.uk and puffed his way into fifth place.
Supporters of other donkeys were Linkseen to express their frustration with the progress.


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Royal Ass Côte 2017 - Day 2
21 June 2017

Screw Beaverton School District May Yet Make the Grade!


In a new twist, Screw Beaverton School District pulls away from the pack

Feeling fatigued and battling the weather, the donkeys are making slower progress today. Bear Ass is maintaining a steady lead on Dingbat, but the strain is starting to show. Get thee behind me is losing a little ground to these two race leaders. Screw Beaverton School District is breaking away from the pack though, powering ahead of Uselessjunkandnuclearwaste.co.uk and Rolax, who are rivalling for fifth place. No Black Hawks! is holding out, while Stoned off His Ass Hippy is starting to come into his own, with Assy McAssFace yet to pick up the pace.


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Royal Ass Côte 2017 - Day 1
20 June 2017

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Dingbat out of Hell!


Dingbat races across the diamond sands of the Ass Côte

At a distance of twenty-one furlongs, that Bear Ass is proving difficult to beat. A late starter, rocketing out the stall like a Dingbat out of hell, Forest's Dingbat hoofs it past the competition and into second place, reaching twelve furlongs before the end of the first day's racing. This could prove to be a stiff challenger for the title. Get thee behind me makes steady progress to the ten furlong mark. Screw Beaverton School District is fourth at five furlongs, followed by Uselessjunkandnuclearwaste.co.uk and Rolax joint fifth. No Black Hawks! follow Rolax. Stoned off His Ass Hippy’s staggering in the right direction, leaving Assy McAssFace in the rear.
What an amazing late performance from Dingbat, showing that fortunes really can change in this unpredictable race.

That Bear Ass is Spectacular!
Twelve hours in, and all eyes are on that spectacular Bear Ass! At the six furlong mark, Get thee behind me is struggling to achieve it's ambition, at a full six furlongs behind Bear Ass. Uselessjunkandnuclearwaste.co.uk and Screw Beaverton School District are joint third at the four furlong mark, closely followed by Rolax and No Black Hawks! The Stoned off His Ass Hippy has finally dawdled out of the stall, leaving Dingbat and Assy McAssFace behind.
But all could change. Can Bear Ass keep up this incredible pace?

And They're Off!
Only a five hours in, and the excitement is buzzing at the Royal Ascot. Bear Ass is already ahead at the five furlong mark. But can this donkey keep up the pace?
Uselessjunkandnuclearwaste.co.uk has covered three furlongs, closely followed by Rolax, then Screw Beaverton School District, with the others yet to start. But in this long and challenging race, the tables could easily turn.

At the Royal Ass Côte, the spectators are as fascinating to watch as the donkeys!


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Where the Wild Things Wrestle
24 May 2017

Sumo is coming to Where the Wild Things Are. Following a recent public consultation, the governing body of the Wild Rumpus Book of Records will trial a series of Sumo wrestling matches. Guidelines have been drawn up, giving wrestlers clarity on the rules of engagement, and the standards of conduct required. There are high hopes (particularly amongst marketing executives) that Sumo becomes a popular and long standing part of Wild Thing culture.

Should things go to plan, the town of Roi looks set to become home to a new Sumo stadium. Roi has one of the highest youth unemployment rates in All Wild Things, and it is hoped that this development could help turnaround the town's fortunes. A sketch of the stadium leaked to Wild Things! shows a Japanese style castle, or shiro. Following Japanese naming conventions, the new stadium would be called Roi-jo. Locals however, are already calling the proposed stadium Roi Castle.

The consultation also revealed a high level of public interest in surfing, and Calvinball. Wild Rumpus Book of Records official Boris McWorthy indicated that these may be suitable sports for future events.

One of the more unusual suggestions in the consultation was LinkFerret-legging. Mr McWorthy dismissed this suggestion, citing diplomatic reasons. “We had concerns this could damage our inter-relations with Furry regions. We've no objection to people playing with the hairy things in their trousers, but we do not want to see them coming on the international stage.”


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Royal Ass Côte Announced
18 May 2017

HRH Maurice Sendup, King of All Wild Things, has announced the inaugural Royal Ass Côte races. International sponsors are sought for the event, which features wild donkeys dashing across diamond sands, competing to be crowned ‘Royal Ass of the Year’. Dignitaries from all over NationStates are invited to attend the entertainments, which will run from 20th to 24th June. The official dispatch contains more details.

With the aim of maintaining momentum in the sporting calendar, officials from the Wild Rumpus Book of Records are now seeking opinion as to which other sporting events should be hosted Where the Wild Things Are.
Contribute to the consultation here.

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Solve clues to find markers hidden around NationStates. More details will be given on the 20th on the Where the Wild Things Are RMB.

To celebrate the 2017 World Games, All Wild Things arranged an Orienteering challenge! Solve clues to find markers hidden around NationStates.

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