The Resident Ratboy of Tungstan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Paige with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 2.095 billion Paiges are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gayborhood. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paige economy, worth 266 trillion rats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,404 rats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tungstan's national animal is the rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paige.

Tungstan is ranked 231,392^nd in the world and 5,535^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.