The Free Land of Kalaratri is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.366 billion Kalaratrianis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,673 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 235,182 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cities are engulfed by smog, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 1,851^st in the world and 34^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,870.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.