The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.333 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth an astonishing 10,167 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 476,593 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 708^th in the world and 27^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,094.87 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.