The Breeding Commonwealth of Breedynia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 2.34 billion Breedynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wombcapt. The average income tax rate is 33.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Breedynian economy, worth 362 trillion cimens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 155,102 cimens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, nine out of ten citizens of Breedynia answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Breedynia are highly popular tourist destinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Breedynia's national animal is the rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Breedynia is ranked 22,514^th in the world and 81^st in The Union of Democratic States for Safest, scoring 112.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.