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Kathol rift wrote:New? Have you not been here for a while?
M O R E G U N

Yes. But my ideas from before never lasted long. I'm starting my IC presence for real.

Wubdich wrote:Lena: "Or grow a couple centimetres."

Hako: ". . . Lena I swear to whatever gods exist on this god forsaken planet."
Harukiyo: "あなたがそうするならば、あなたは数インチ成長しますか?"
("If you do, will you grow a few inches?")
Hako: "HARUKIYO I'M GOING TO MAKE YOUR PONYTAIL INTO BUNGEE ROPE IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN!"
*Amused Japanese chuckling.*

Kathol rift and Wubdich

Mestovakia wrote:Yes. But my ideas from before never lasted long. I'm starting my IC presence for real.

Excellent. I hope it lasts, and wish luck upon thee!

Kathol rift wrote:Excellent. I hope it lasts, and wish luck upon thee!

I even have a name for my leader; Hōkūlani Kameāloha.

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:Hako: ". . . Lena I swear to whatever gods exist on this god forsaken planet."
Harukiyo: "あなたがそうするならば、あなたは数インチ成長しますか?"
("If you do, will you grow a few inches?")
Hako: "HARUKIYO I'M GOING TO MAKE YOUR PONYTAIL INTO BUNGEE ROPE IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN!"
*Amused Japanese chuckling.*

Lena: "Swearing to some arbitrary deities doesn't make you any taller either."

Mestovakia wrote:I even have a name for my leader; Hōkūlani Kameāloha.

I'm not even going to attempt to pronounce that, but yay!

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:Hako: ". . . Lena I swear to whatever gods exist on this god forsaken planet."
Harukiyo: "あなたがそうするならば、あなたは数インチ成長しますか?"
("If you do, will you grow a few inches?")
Hako: "HARUKIYO I'M GOING TO MAKE YOUR PONYTAIL INTO BUNGEE ROPE IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN!"
*Amused Japanese chuckling.*

I swear, any make official or general walking into a meeting in MoA would feel so hopelessly surrounded, with the ladies club fights like this going on all around him. And it would be hilarious to watch.

Kathol rift wrote:I swear, any make official or general walking into a meeting in MoA would feel so hopelessly surrounded, with the ladies club fights like this going on all around him. And it would be hilarious to watch.

Erik Laufer; holding a combat bottle: "The solution to that is alcohol."
*takes deep sip*

Kathol rift

North caesian territory

Caesian National Radio is beginning a section on the air every 8pm to 8.3pm about whatever anti-ulitarian and anti-socialist thing the Dezau is saying called "A Moment of Reactionarism with Dezau Crustava Persinia." This proves humiliating to an already struggling monarchy within the state of caesia. Protests outside the Dezau's palace has quickly escalated and grown in numbers with a growing movement calling for his removal. The Dezau as usual blamed "the reds" for ruining the great country of cermieria and the dominion and sent his guards to disperse crowds which only caused even more to appear. The national council is considering taking action against the Dezau but would rather not near election time and thus no action as of yet has been taken.

Kathol rift wrote:I'm not even going to attempt to pronounce that, but yay!

Ho-kuu-lah-nee kah-mee-ah-low-ha.

Kathol rift

North caesian territory

Mestovakia wrote:Ho-kuu-lah-nee kah-mee-ah-low-ha.

What is your nation gonna be about?

Wubdich wrote:Lena: "Swearing to some arbitrary deities doesn't make you any taller either."

Hako growls angrily, and storms out, kicking a door off it's hinges as she does... as it was a wooden door.
Harukiyo: "それはさらに1200ドルの損失です..."
("That's an additional $ 1200 loss ... ")

Kathol rift wrote:I swear, any make official or general walking into a meeting in MoA would feel so hopelessly surrounded, with the ladies club fights like this going on all around him. And it would be hilarious to watch.

Insert Kathol-Rift official walking into the centralized command meeting room only to see every military leader is a female, and constantly at eachother's throats.

Kathol rift and Wubdich

North caesian territory wrote:What is your nation gonna be about?

Pacific nation using Vietnam-era tech with an adorable empress.

The Municipalities of Antarctica and North caesian territory

North caesian territory

Mestovakia wrote:Pacific nation using Vietnam-era tech with an adorable empress.

Wish I had adorable people, but cermierians are so violent that any sign of weakness could be cause for a riot.

North caesian territory wrote:Wish I had adorable people, but cermierians are so violent that any sign of weakness could be cause for a riot.

*Minister of Health and Safety is literally a child-sized prodigy that wears pastel colours whenever possible.*

Kathol rift and North caesian territory

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:Hako growls angrily, and storms out, kicking a door off it's hinges as she does... as it was a wooden door.
Harukiyo: "それはさらに1200ドルの損失です..."
("That's an additional $ 1200 loss ... ")
Insert Kathol-Rift official walking into the centralized command meeting room only to see every military leader is a female, and constantly at eachother's throats.

*Major General Kando Akare looking hopelessly lost on a hypothetical officer exchange program watching all the chaos and catfights around him*

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:Hako growls angrily, and storms out, kicking a door off it's hinges as she does... as it was a wooden door.
Harukiyo: "それはさらに1200ドルの損失です..."
("That's an additional $ 1200 loss ... ")
Insert Kathol-Rift official walking into the centralized command meeting room only to see every military leader is a female, and constantly at eachother's throats.

Lena: "If only she would use that anger-issue to concentrate on growing."

North caesian territory wrote:Wish I had adorable people, but cermierians are so violent that any sign of weakness could be cause for a riot.

Tired of having your people care what your leaders look like? Try armor! It's cool and hides their adorable appearance.

North caesian territory

Arthralonia wrote:It could be useful. We're willing to engage in this exchange.

We're willing to give you a Jian class frigate

North caesian territory

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:*Minister of Health and Safety is literally a child-sized prodigy that wears pastel colours whenever possible.*

3 assassination attempts for a 4 year term. Few more that involve whole government and ones that got put down. Average estimate.

~Caesian centre for riot control and civilian protection

Kathol rift wrote:Tired of having your people care what your leaders look like? Try armor! It's cool and hides their adorable appearance.

The most used weapon in cermieria is the trash can. Armour isn't designed to deal with banana peels and plastic covering.

Post self-deleted by North caesian territory.

Kathol rift wrote:*Major General Kando Akare looking hopelessly lost on a hypothetical officer exchange program watching all the chaos and catfights around him*

Why this man willingly accepted being sent off in the exchange program, I have no idea... but at least Air Marshal Yuni is being a voice of reason, while Hako, Harukiyo and Rosia are all arguing... with Agent Katalia being close to slapping the lot of 'em.

Wubdich wrote:Lena: "If only she would use that anger-issue to concentrate on growing."

Harukiyo: "それはいいだろう。 しかし、それはありそうにありません。"
("That would be nice. But that is unlikely.")

Kathol rift

North caesian territory do your reds want weapons and training?

Arthralonia and North caesian territory

I feel the need...

The need to make a dispatch detailing every bit of my soldier's equipment, down to the brand of watch my military issues.

Kathol rift, The Municipalities of Antarctica, and North caesian territory

North caesian territory

Strala wrote:North caesian territory do your reds want weapons and training?

"We already got the dam cermierian nationalists, we don't need more militants!"

~Incumbent government

although the ulitarians would probably like that despite the government's pleas.

Penguinya wrote:I feel the need...

The need to make a dispatch detailing every bit of my soldier's equipment, down to the brand of watch my military issues.

Maybe, maybe...

I have yet to outsmart one who can beat b u l l e t doing other things.

Kathol rift and North caesian territory

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