These cult members marched into my government building and made it through the lobby, which I keep at 25 degrees below 0 degrees Celsius to limit who sees me, and demand that their cults be recognised as actual religions. They're currently sitting in my office decked out in winter clothes in my 45 degrees above 0 degrees Celsius waiting for an answer.
May I offer you some longist political party in this trying time?
It may not be fun, but running a country like that is a one-way ticket to Invasiontown/Dystopiapolis.
How do we know they are really the longest?
Oh no! My code has been deciphered!
Better switch to Rot 920000000
Did you see the post I made like an hour ago
It said: ow
That was my economy falling down the stairs
Your business will thrive if you support the private industry.
*Laughs in Socialist with my equally as rich comrade Strala*