The Neo-Yassist French Empire of Luxize is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Greater Sylveon with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.069 billion Cats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Purple Heart. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion Kits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,243 Kits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Luxize's national animal is the Catboy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thigh Highs.

Luxize is ranked 284,203^rd in the world and 6,949^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -407.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.